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Publisher: Mary Wilkey
Volume 9 — Issue 8 — February 24, 2009
Published every Tuesday
Greetings, all ... and welcome! To let you know where my head is these days, I'm seriously thinking about eliminating the weekly ad contest for lack of interest. Let me hear feedback on this, please.
Political incorrectness is prominent in this issue, because so many people send me so much of this info. It's hard to work it all in, but I think it is something that desperately needs to be done. Counter opinions, supported by authoritative counter facts, will be considered objectively.
Hope you all enjoy this issue.
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In
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September 11, 2001
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
—2 Chronicles 7:14
Contents:
Weekly Contest
Politically Incorrect
Feature Article
Test Your Bible Knowledge
Today's Chuckle
Today's English Lesson
Internet Tips & Hints
Guest Article
Inspiration
Etcetera
Contest
Results of last issue's contest, when the question was — Who is the youngest graduate in the world?
The answer — Michael Kearney started studying for an Associate of Science degree at Santa Rosa Junior College, California, U.S.A. in September 1990 at the age of 6 years 7 months. He became the world's youngest graduate in June 1994, at the age of 10 years 4 months, when he obtained his B.A. in anthropology from the University of South Alabama.
When he is not studying he enjoys doing what any other American teenager enjoys—playing video games, traveling, and playing soccer. As for the future, Michael would love to have the opportunity to host an educational television show for children. No one entered, so no one won. I'm thinking seriously about eliminating the weekly contest. Opinion, please?
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"Those who hammer their guns into plows will
plow for those who do not."
—Thomas Jefferson
Politically Incorrect
[Author Unknown]
These Presidents understood that anything that is illegal is a crime! I'm talking about Presidents Hoover, Truman, and Eisenhower ...
Back during the Great Depression, President Herbert Hoover ordered the deportation of ALL illegal aliens, in order to make jobs available to American citizens who desperately needed work.
Harry Truman deported over two million illegals after WWII to
create jobs for returning veterans.
Then again in 1954, President Dwight Eisenhower deported 13 million Mexican nationals! The program was called "Operation Wetback," and it was so that American WWII and Korean veterans had a better chance at jobs. It took two years, but they deported them!
Now, if they could deport the illegals back then, they can sure do it today! If you have doubts about the veracity of this information, enter "Operation Wetback" into your favorite search engine and confirm it for yourself. Or just see http://tinyurl.com/pqtcd
**Reminder: Don't forget to pay your taxes ... 12 million illegal aliens will be needing welfare. They are criminal invaders and must be stopped, not supported!
When you are down:
"Think of the ills from which you are exempt."
—Joseph Joubert
Feature Article
History Unfolding by Pat Dollard
The writing is on the wall, friends.
I am a student of history. Professionally, I have written fifteen books in six languages, and have studied it all my life. I think there is something monumentally large afoot, and I do not believe it is just a banking crisis, or a mortgage crisis, or a credit crisis. Yes, these exist, but they are merely single facets on a very large gemstone that is only now coming into a sharper focus.
Something of historic proportions is happening. I can sense it, because I know how it feels, smells, what it looks like, and how people react to it. Yes, a perfect storm may be brewing, but there is something happening within our country that has been evolving for about ten to fifteen years. The pace has dramatically quickened in the past two.
We demand and then codify into law the requirement that our banks make massive loans to people we know they can never pay back? Why?
We learned just recently that the Federal Reserve, which has little or no real oversight by anyone, has "lent" two trillion dollars (that is $2 with 12 zeroes!) over the past few months, but will not tell us to whom, or why, or disclose the terms.
That is our money. Yours and mine. And that is three times the $700B we all argued about so strenuously just this past September. Who has this money? Why do they have it? Why are the terms unavailable to us? Who asked for it? Who authorized it? I thought this was a government of "we the people," who lent our powers to our elected leaders.
Apparently not.
We have spent two or more decades intentionally de-industrializing our economy. Why?
We have intentionally dumbed down our schools, ignored our history, and no longer teach our founding documents, why we are exceptional, and why we are worth preserving. Students, by and large, cannot write, think critically, read, or articulate. Parents are not revolting, teachers are not picketing, and school boards continue to back mediocrity. Why?
We have now established the precedent of protesting every close
election (now violently in California over a proposition that is so controversial that it wants marriage to remain between one man and one woman. Did you ever think such a thing possible just a decade ago?)
We have corrupted our sacred political process by allowing unelected judges to write laws that radically change our way of life, and then mainstream Marxist groups like ACORN and others to turn our voting system into a banana republic. To what purpose?
Now our mortgage industry is collapsing, housing prices are in free fall, major industries are failing, our banking system is on the verge of collapse, social security is nearly bankrupt, as is Medicare and our entire government; our education system is worse than a joke (I teach college and know precisely what I am talking about) — the list is staggering in its length, breadth, and depth. It is potentially 1929 times ten.
And we are at war with an enemy we cannot name, for fear of offending people of the same religion, who cannot wait to slit the throats of your children if they have the opportunity to do so.
And now we have elected a man no one knows anything about, who has never run so much as a Dairy Queen, let alone a town as big as Wasilla, Alaska.
All of his associations and alliances are with real radicals in their chosen fields of employment, and everything we learn about him, drip by drip, is unsettling, if not downright scary. (Surely you have heard him speak about his idea to create and fund a mandatory civilian defense force stronger than our military for use inside our borders? No? Oh, of course. The media would never play that for you over and over and then demand that he answer it. Sarah Palin's pregnant daughter and expensive wardrobe is more important.)
Mr. Obama's winning platform can be boiled down to one word: Change.
Why?
I have never been so afraid for my country and for my children as I am now.
This man campaigned on bringing people together, something he has never, ever done in his professional life. In my assessment, Obama will divide us along philosophical lines, push us apart, and then try to realign the pieces into a new and different power structure. Change is indeed coming. And when it comes, you will never see the same nation again.
And that is only the beginning.
And I thought I would never be able to experience what the ordinary, moral German felt in the mid-1930s. In those times, the savior was a former smooth-talking rabble-rouser from the streets, about whom the average German knew next to nothing. What they did know was that he was associated with groups that shouted, shoved, and pushed around people with whom they
disagreed; he edged his way onto the political stage through great oratory. (Sound familiar?)
Conservative "losers" read it right.
And promises. Economic times were tough, people were losing jobs, and he was a great speaker. And he smiled and waved a lot. And people, even newspapers, were afraid to speak out, for fear that his "brown shirts" would bully them into submission. And then he was duly elected to office, a full-throttled economic crisis at hand [the Great Depression].
Slowly but surely, he seized the controls of government power, department by department, person by person, bureaucracy by bureaucracy. The kids joined a Youth Movement in his name, where they were taught what to think.
How did he get the people on his side? He did it promising jobs to the jobless, money to the moneyless, and goodies for the military-industrial complex. He did it by indoctrinating the children, advocating gun control, health care for all, better wages, better jobs, and promising to re-instill pride once again in the country, across Europe and across the world. He did it with a compliant media—did you know that? And he did this all in the name of justice and ... change. And the people surely got what they voted for. (Sound familiar?)
(Look it up if you think I am exaggerating.)
Read your history books. Many people objected in 1933 and were shouted down, called names, laughed at, and made fun of. When Winston Churchill pointed out the obvious in the late 1930s while seated in the House of Lords in England (he was not yet Prime Minister), he was booed into his seat and called a crazy troublemaker. He was right though.
Don't forget that Germany was the most educated, cultured country in Europe. It was full of music, art, museums, hospitals, laboratories, and universities. And in less than six years—a shorter time span than just two terms of the U.S. Presidency—it was rounding up its own citizens, killing others, abrogating its laws, turning children against parents, and neighbors against neighbors. All with the best of intentions, of course. The road to hell is paved with them.
As a practical thinker, one not overly prone to emotional decisions, I have a choice: I can either believe what the objective pieces of evidence tell me (even if they make me cringe with disgust); I can believe what history is shouting to me from across the chasm of seven decades; or I can hope I am wrong by closing my eyes, having another latte, and ignoring what is transpiring around me.
Some people scoff at me, others laugh, or think I am foolish, naive, or both. Perhaps I am. But I have never been afraid to look people in the eye and tell them exactly what I believe—and why I believe it. I pray I am wrong. I do not think I am.
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The Happiest People:
Every person in the world may not become a personage, but every person may become a personality. The happiest people are those who think the most interesting thoughts. Interesting thoughts can only live in cultivated minds.
Those who decide to use leisure as a means of mental development, who love good music, good books, good pictures, good plays at the theater, good company, good conversation—what are they? They are the happiest people in the world, and they are not only happy in themselves. They are the cause of happiness in others.
—William Lyon Phelps
Today's Chuckle
The Appeal Process
An attorney passed on and found himself in heaven, but not at all happy with his accommodations. He complained to St. Peter, who told him that his only recourse was to appeal his assignment.
The attorney immediately advised that he intended to appeal, but was then told that he would be waiting at least three years before his appeal could be heard. The attorney protested that a three year wait was unconscionable, but his words fell on deaf ears.
The lawyer was then approached by the devil, who told him that he would be able to arrange an appeal to be heard in a few days, if the attorney was willing to change venue to hell. When the attorney asked why appeals could be heard so much sooner in hell, he was told, "We have all of the judges."
To live in the presence of great truths, to be dealing with eternal laws, to be led by permanent ideals—that is what keeps a man patient when the world ignores him, and calm and unspoiled when the world praises him.
—Francis G. Peabody
Today's English Lesson
Seeing the same elementary mistakes over and over again has prompted this publisher to write an English lesson each issue. Look for some of these lessons to be repeated, because the mistakes are!
Puzzled over when to use "anyway" as one word or two? Maybe this will clarify things for you.
"Any way"—two words—is used when you want to describe how something is done. (Example — Do it any way you wish.)
"Anyway"—one word—is used to indicate something done despite something else. Clear? (Example — She said she wouldn't, but she did it anyway.)
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Internet Hints & Tips
The Importance of Website Design and Development
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The Internet bubble may have burst, but online business is here to stay. Your business must be online, and you must be making the most of the internet opportunities. In order to do that you will need the following:
Website Designer: You need an experienced website designer who will analyze your needs and build, design, and manage the website solution that is right for you. Your website designer must understand your business and your business operations and design a website that is the best for you. Your designer must know Macromedia Flash, Dreamweaver, and animation for your website.
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The patience of Job,
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Don't Ruin Your Ezine Advertising Campaign
by Anne Marie
You've just drafted a very good ad copy. Are you ready to start your successful ezine advertising campaign?
Stop for a moment! Don't ruin your ezine advertising campaign ...
What am I talking about here?
Ezine advertising. Emails sent by the ezine publishers to the subscribers' inboxes.
However ... what if the messages do not reach the intended final destination?
Does it matter how good your ad copy is? Does it matter how good and useful your product is?
NOPE!
These days the Internet Service Providers conduct a fight they have lost from the very beginning. In addition to the fact that they have already lost it, they continue to create troubles to honest users, ezine publishers, and ezine advertisers.
Spam filters are almost everywhere installed on the servers.
What are those spam filters? Software programs that automatically analyze your message and score it for words and phrases that are usually used in spam messages. Based on a certain algorithm a spam filter decides whether or not the intended recipient will receive a certain message. Yes, they CENSOR your correspondence.
Shall you give up ezine advertising?
Do you stop breathing because there are viruses in the air?
Well, you only have to take care ...
Test your ad copy before starting the advertising campaign and make sure you don't use words that may trigger those stupid spam filters.
Here are some examples of spam filter triggers:
[Publisher's note:
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Send an email message to the email address spamcheck@sitesell.net having in the subject line the word TEST (upper case) plus the headline of your ad copy. The body of the message has to contain the ad copy itself.
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Inspiration
Amid the Grieving, a Real Act of Sportsmanship
The coach never considered any other option.
It didn't matter that his DeKalb, Illinois High School basketball team had ridden a bus two and a half hours to get to Milwaukee, then waited another hour past game time to play. Didn't matter that the game was close, or that this was a chance to beat a big city team.
Johntel Franklin scored 10 points in the game following the loss of his mother.
Something else was on Dave Rohlman's mind when he asked for a volunteer to shoot the two free throws awarded his team on a technical foul in the second quarter. His senior captain raised his hand, ready to go to the line as he had many times before.
Only this time it was different.
"You realize you're going to miss them, don't you?" Rohlman said.
Darius McNeal nodded his head. He understood what had to be done.
It was a Saturday night in February, and the Barbs were playing a non-conference game on the road against Milwaukee Madison. It was the third meeting between the two schools, who were developing a friendly rivalry that spanned two states.
The teams planned to get together after the game and share some pizzas and soda. But the game itself almost never took place.
Hours earlier, the mother of Milwaukee Madison senior captain Johntel Franklin died at a local hospital. Carlitha Franklin had been in remission after a five-year fight with cervical cancer, but she began to hemorrhage that morning while Johntel was taking his college ACT exam.
Her son and several of his teammates were at the hospital late that afternoon when the decision was made to turn off the life-support system. Carlitha Franklin was just 39.
"She was young and they were real close," said Milwaukee coach Aaron Womack Jr., who was at the hospital. "He was very distraught and it happened so suddenly he didn't have time to grieve."
Womack was going to cancel the game, but Franklin told him he wanted the team to play. And play they did, even though the game started late and Milwaukee Madison dressed only eight players.
Early in the second quarter, Womack saw someone out of the corner of his eye. It was Franklin, who came there directly from the hospital to root his teammates on.
The Knights had possession, so Womack called a time out. His players went over and hugged their grieving teammate. Fans came out of the stands to do the same.
"We got back to playing the game and I asked if he wanted to come and sit on the bench," Womack said during a telephone interview.
"No," Franklin replied. "I want to play."
There was just one problem. Since Franklin wasn't on the pre-game roster, putting him in meant drawing a technical foul that would give DeKalb two free throws.
Though it was a tight game, Womack was willing to give up the two points. It was more important to help his senior guard and co-captain deal with his grief by playing.
Over on the other bench, though, Rohlman wasn't so willing to take them. He told the referees to forget the technical and just let Franklin play.
"I could hear them arguing for five to seven minutes, saying, `We're not taking it, we're not taking it," Womack said. "The refs told them, no, that's the rule. You have to take them."
That's when Rohlman asked for volunteers, and McNeal's hand went up.
He went alone to the free throw line, dribbled the ball a couple of times, and looked at the rim.
His first attempt went about two feet, bouncing a couple of times as it rolled toward the end line. The second barely left his hand.
It didn't take long for the Milwaukee players to figure out what was going on.
They stood and turned toward the DeKalb bench and started applauding the gesture of sportsmanship. Soon, so did everybody in the stands.
"I did it for the guy who lost his mom," McNeal told the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel. "It was the right thing to do."
Franklin would go on to score 10 points, and Milwaukee Madison broke open the game in the second half to win 62-47. Afterward, the teams went out for pizza, two players from each team sharing each pie.
Franklin stopped by briefly, thankful that his team was there for him.
"I got kind of emotional but it helped a lot just to play," he said. "I felt like I had a lot of support out there."
At Carlitha Franklin's funeral, the school turned out for her and her son. Cheerleaders came in uniform, and everyone from the principal and teachers to Johntel's classmates were there.
"Even the cooks from school showed up," Womack said. "It lets you know what kind of kid he is."
Basketball is a second sport for the 18-year-old Franklin, who says he has had some scholarship nibbles and plans to play football in college. He just has a few games left for the Knights, who are 6-11 and got beat 71-36 Tuesday night by Milwaukee Hamilton.
It hasn't been the greatest season for the team, but they have stuck together through a lot of adversity.
"We maybe don't have the best basketball players in the world but they go to class and take care of business," Womack said. "We have a losing record but there's life lessons going on, good ones."
None so good, though, as the moment a team and a player decided there were more important things than winning and having good stats.
Yes, DeKalb would go home with a loss. But it was a trip they'll never forget.
"This is something our kids will hold for a lifetime," Rohlman said. "They may not remember our record 20 years from now, but they'll remember what happened in that gym that night."
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