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Publisher: Mary Wilkey
Volume 9 — Issue 5 — February 3, 2009
Published every Tuesday


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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.

—2 Chronicles 7:14



Contents:

Top Sponsor
Weekly Contest
Politically Incorrect
Feature Article
Test Your Bible Knowledge
Today's Chuckle
Today's English Lesson
Internet Tips & Hints
Guest Article
Inspiration
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"No man will succeed unless he is
ready to face and overcome difficulties
and prepared to assume responsibilities."

—William J. H. Boetcker



Politically Incorrect


Windfall Tax on Retirement Income

Adding a tax to your retirement is simply another way of saying to the American people, you're so darn stupid that we're going to keep doing this until we drain every cent from you. That's what the Speaker of the House is saying. Read on . . .

Nancy Pelosi wants a windfall tax on retirement income. In other words, tax what you have made by investing toward your retirement. This woman is a nut case! You aren't going to believe this.

Madam speaker Nancy Pelosi wants to put a windfall tax on all stock market profits (including retirement funds, 401K, and mutual funds! Alas, it is true—all to help the 12 million illegal immigrants and other unemployed minorities!

This woman is frightening. She says, "We need to work toward the goal of equalizing income, (didn't Marx say something like this?), in our country and at the same time limiting the amount the rich can invest." (I am not rich, are you?)

When asked how these new tax dollars would be spent, she replied, "We need to raise the standard of living of our poor, unemployed, and minorities. For example, we have an estimated 12 million illegal immigrants in our country who need our help, along with millions of unemployed minorities. Stock market windfall profits taxes could go a long way to guarantee these people the standard of living they would like to have as "Americans." (Read that again and again and let it sink in. Lower your retirement and give it to others who have not worked for it as you have.)

This lady is out of her mind, and she is the Speaker of the House!





"There is no happiness in having or
in getting, but only in giving."

—Henry Drummond



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Feature Article


Sure, Swift, and Speedy

Because sentence against an evil work is not executed speedily, therefore the heart of the sons of men is fully set in them to do evil. Ecclesiastes 8:11

Whether you believe "in" the Bible or not, nonetheless, it contains the wisdom of the ages.

And the above quote from Ecclesiastes is a prime example. You see it in the news all over the place.

And that quote addresses misguided, overly liberal, wrist-slapping judges, who (I suppose) think that they are being kind and understanding.

My questions to them would be, "Whoever said that allowing criminals off the hook is being kind and understanding?" and "Why would anyone with a sense of fairness (which is what a judge should possess at minimum) not mete out justice to one who is guilty of a crime?" and "Where is the kindness and understanding that should be extended to the victims?"

Punishment should be meted out to those who have "earned" it, and kindness and understanding is not part of punishment—particularly swift and speedy punishment.

Punishing victims by denying them justice for the criminal acts perpetrated against them is wholly unjust.

To delay punishment is the same as failing to deliver swift and speedy discipline to an unruly child. You don't wait until months after the infraction has been done to mete out discipline. No! It must be done immediately, or else the lesson is lost.

Criminals are no different. They are adults gone wacky. And they must receive immediate "whacks" for being wacky! (Pardon me, I just couldn't resist the chance to inject a little humor!)

When criminals get off with light or suspended sentences, and when that "punishment" is executed months, or even years after the act, it delivers a loud message to others with a bent to misbehave similarly: "You, too, can get by with that . . . or at most, just a small inconvenience."

Instead, the message they get from the courts should be: "You step out of line and break the law and come before this court, be prepared to get a stiff sentence, starting the moment that your hearing in this court is over with—not after you've exhausted the appeals process. You will not walk free for a long time, and your days in the slammer will not be a cake walk with cable TV and recreational facilities. You will be required to work six days a week, twelve hours a day, and you will not be served gourmet food while you do that either!"

Case closed!

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Test Your Bible Knowledge

Fill in the blank in Romans 14:15: "Destroy not him with thy ______, for whom Christ died."

1 — tongue
2 — meat
3 — anger
4 — hatred

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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines. With consistency a great soul has simply nothing to do.

—Ralph Waldo Emerson



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The government is like a baby's alimentary canal,
with a happy appetite at one end
and no responsibility at the other.

—Ronald Reagan



Today's Chuckle


Scripture

An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening church service when she was startled by an intruder. As she caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables, she yelled, "Stop!? Acts 2:38! . . . repent and be baptized . . . !"

The burglar stopped dead in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done.

As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you."

"Scripture?!" replied the burglar, "She said she had an axe and two 38s!"





The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.

—Mark Twain



Today's English Lesson


Seeing the same elementary mistakes over and over again has prompted this publisher to write an English lesson each issue. Look for some of these lessons to be repeated, because the mistakes are!

Well, this is one I had not seen until recently. Someone (another online publisher) wanted to "lesson" the pressure on something. Yes, you read right!

The guy obviously meant to "lessen" the pressure. ("Lesson," of course, refers to either a plan of learning or something that has been learned.) But I'm sure you already knew that! :-)

Has anyone else seen this one floating around out there anywhere else?

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—Unknown



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Internet Hints & Tips


Website Design, Article Submissions, SEO Techniques:
All Part of Internet Marketing Traffic Pie
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There is a critical element of thought that many Internet Marketers are missing about SEO techniques and getting websites ranked high in the search engines. And it all goes back to the elementary principle of the whole being the sum total of all of its parts. This simple, yet often forgotten principle is alive and well in Internet Marketing and search engine dominance.

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"I don't believe there's any problem in this country, no matter how tough it is, that Americans, when they roll up their sleeves, can't completely ignore."

—George Carlin



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Guest Article



The Seven Essential Steps To Living Your Dreams
by Tony Hall

Since the earliest times, great importance has been attached to the interpretation of dreams as a guide to making important decisions. In ancient Rome, generals would take a dream reader with them on military campaigns to consult before taking major strategic decisions and going into battle.

The ancient Chinese used their dreams as a means of diagnosing illness and disease, and then for finding cures. Indeed, the "wise men" in civilizations throughout the world have analysed their dreams in order to guide their people.

Sadly, in modern society, where we are in such a hurry to get things done, little attention is paid to the true power of our dreams. Yet by following simple techniques we truly can make our dreams come true. The following then are the seven essential steps to using dreams to achieve your goals.

1 — The environment in which you sleep can affect the significance of your dreams. To ensure that what you dream is truly meaningful, ensure that your surroundings are just right. For example, choose a color scheme in your room that is relaxing. Remove clutter from your room. It is a good idea to remove distractions like televisions and computers from your bedroom. When you are in bed, make sure you are comfortable and are neither too hot nor too cold.

2 — You must also learn to prepare yourself for a productive night's sleep. Avoid things such as alcohol, drugs, and spicy or fatty foods before sleeping. Also avoid eating big meals too near to bedtime. If you read, carefully choose your reading material so that it relates to a specific goal you wish to achieve in life. You need to feed your mind with material relating your objective. In your waking hours read, research, and watch films on the topic. Also try using visualization by seeing yourself having achieved your goal, and before going off to sleep, visualize yourself dreaming about it. That way you will influence what you actually dream about.

3 — Learn to remember your dreams. Use the visualization process again to get your mind used to clearly recalling the details of your dreams. It is important to have a routine with regular bedtimes and times to get up. A good tip is to set your alarm to wake you during the night, as you are then likely to wake during dreams and so more easily remember them. And make sure you have a pen and a notebook at hand to record what you recall. As you awaken, do so slowly, keeping your eyes shut for a few moments, and focus on what you were dreaming about. Also consider how you feel. Then open your eyes and start writing.

4 — Record your dreams each night, ensuring that you stick to a constant format. Highlight key symbols, people, and happenings. If you have difficulty describing something, try using a simple drawing to show what it is you remember. Identify what type of dream it is, and give it a title. Over time, you will start to see regular themes develop, especially those related to the subject of your goals.

5 — Start to examine more closely what you have been dreaming about. It is important, before starting to analyze the symbols, that you ask yourself what the dream could mean to you. Ask yourself what was the location of the dream, what key images or symbols did it contain, how did you feel during it, and what real life experience could it reflect?

6 — Then look at the key symbols in your dreams. You can use a dream dictionary to find possible meanings, but the true picture of what they all mean will come by looking at your life, both now and in the past, to see what the images mean to you personally. The people in your dreams are there to tell you something, possibly about the qualities or skills they possessed. If they are from your past, think about conversations you may have had with them or ideas or hopes you had at the time. You will soon get clues to the actions you need to take in your life.

7 — Finally, you must simply take action. If your dreams have prompted you to look at certain areas of your life, then do so. Maybe there are health matters you need to address, or possibly long-held fears or anxieties may need to be tackled. Examining your dream content will give you the clues about how to do so. If you have been using techniques of visualization or psychic suggestion to focus on specific topics or goals, then use what you uncover to move forward.

You will not succeed immediately, but by acting to influence your dream content and then studying what is revealed, you can take great strides toward achieving your life goals. Be consistent in your approach, and don't worry if some days you just cannot remember your dreams or find it impossible to make sense of the symbols and images. It will happen, and soon you can start to live your dreams.

©2007, Tony Hall

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Answer to Bible trivia:

2 — meat
See Romans 14:15



Inspiration


Excerpted from Charging the Human Battery:
50 Ways to Motivate Yourself
by Mac Anderson

"One choice, just one, can change your life forever. Simply put, your life today is what your choices have made it, but with new choices, you can change directions this very moment. For me, that idea alone is highly motivational because it offers tremendous hope, regardless of circumstances, for a better tomorrow.

"Your life-changing choice may be to switch careers, to leave an abusive relationship, to go back to school, to stop drinking, to adopt a child, to start a business, to drop weight, to start a charity . . . to name a few. If you have the courage to do so, you could make any one of those choices, or others, today. And you would change your life.

"Sometimes it's a different kind of choice. It can be to not quit, to not give up in the face of adversity. We've all been there.

"Jack Canfield and Mark Victor Hansen received 77 rejections for their idea, Chicken Soup for the Soul. They had to make a decision each time . . . should they throw in the towel and say enough is enough, or should they keep trying to pursue their dreams? You know the rest of the story. The 78th publisher said "yes," and they went on to sell over 100 million books.

"So never forget that you are only one choice away from changing your life. Do you have the courage to make it?"

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