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Publisher: Mary Wilkey
Volume 9 — Issue 22 — June 2, 2009
Published every Tuesday


Hi, all! Regretfully, I must announce that, effective immediately, 'elf Expressions Ezine will be published only every other Tuesday, because of overwhelming demands on my time. So, enjoy this issue, and I'll talk to you again in two weeks. :-)


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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.

—2 Chronicles 7:14



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A Healthier You
Feature Article
Test Your Bible Knowledge
Today's Chuckle
Today's English Lesson
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Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement.
Nothing can be done without hope or confidence.

—Helen Keller



A Healthier You


Urgent Warning—Girls Dying From Gardasil Vaccination!

Here are several U-Tube videos with all kinds of documentation of the dangers of girls being vaccinated with Gardasil, supposedly to help prevent uterine cancer. Please take the time to share these heart wrenching videos with your family and friends. Help prevent further disasters!

Parents, please ... Think Twice. Parents, watch this video and educate yourself to the facts. And then pass it on.

32 Girls Have Died From the Gardasil Vaccine ... and that's only the tip of the iceberg ...

11,916 severely adverse events have already been reported to the CDC ... and counting:

Pain and swelling. Life-threatening muscle weakness. Seizures and convulsions. Blood clots in the heart and lungs. And the deaths of 32 innocent girls and young women.

You might think I'm talking about a deadly new disease or a global epidemic ... I'm not.

Sadly, it's more sinister than that. The health threats listed above have all been linked with Gardasil, the so-called "cervical cancer vaccine." And thanks to pharma giant, Merck, desperate parents and naive young women believe this vaccine saves lives ... they couldn't be more wrong.

That's why HSI's Jenny Thompson has released a new video, in which she exposes the deception for what it is ... and reveals some truly shocking information no one else is talking about.

And you are the very first to see it.

Please, if you have daughters, granddaughters, or friends who might be considering this terrible vaccine, you must watch this video. And please forward it to anyone you think would benefit from the vital information it contains.

If you think you know the whole story on Gardasil, I think you'll be shocked by what you're about to see. Just watch the video at this site.. It's just a few minutes long ... and those few minutes might just save a young girl's life.

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Enthusiasm is nothing more or less than faith in action.

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Feature Article


[I am using the following in this slot, because it so accurately represents my own views that I could have written it.]

This letter was sent to the Wall Street Journal on August 8, 2008 by Alisa Wilson, Ph.D. of Beverly Hills, California in response to the Wall Street Journal article titled "Where's The Outrage?" that appeared July 31, 2008.

Really. I can tell you where the outrage is. The outrage is here, in this middle-aged, well-educated, upper-middle class woman. The outrage is here, but I have no representation, no voice. The outrage is here, but no one is listening for who am I?

I am not a billionaire like George Soros, who can fund an entire political movement. I am not a celebrity like Barbra Streisand, who can garner the attention of the press to promote political candidates. I am not a film maker like Michael Moore or Al Gore, who can deliver misleading movies to the public.

The outrage is here, but unlike those with money or power, I don't know how to reach those who feel similarly in order to effect change.

Why am I outraged? I am outraged that my country, the United States of America, is in a state of moral and ethical decline. There is no right or wrong anymore, just what's fair.

Is it fair that millions of Americans who overreached and borrowed more than they could afford are now being bailed out by the government and lending institutions to stave off foreclosure? Why shouldn't these people be made to pay the consequences for their poor judgment?

When my husband and I purchased our home, we were careful to purchase only what we could afford. Believe me, there are much larger, much nicer homes that I would have loved to have purchased. But, taking responsibility for my behavior and my life, I went with the house that we could afford, not the house that we could not afford. The notion of personal responsibility has all but died in our country.

I am outraged, that the country that welcomed my mother as an immigrant from Hitler's Nazi Germany and required that she and her family learn English now allows itself to be overrun with illegal immigrants and worse, caters to those illegal immigrants.

I am outraged that my hard-earned taxes help support those here illegally. That the Los Angeles Public School District is in such disarray that I felt it incumbent to send my child to private school, that every time I go to the ATM, I see "do you want to continue in English or Spanish?", that every time I call the bank, the phone company, or similar business, I hear "press 1 for English or press 2 for Spanish." WHY? This is America, our common language is English, and attempts to promote a bi- or multi-lingual society are sure to fail and to marginalize those who cannot communicate in English.

I am outraged at our country's weakness in the face of new threats on American traditions from Muslims. Just this week, Tyson's Food negotiated with its union to permit Muslims to have Eid-al-Fitr as a holiday instead of Labor Day. What am I missing? Yes, there is a large Somali Muslim population working at the Tyson's plant in Tennessee. Tennessee, last I checked, is still part of the United States. If Muslims want to live and work here, they should be required to live and work by our American laws and not impose their will on our long history.

In the same week, Random House announced that they had indefinitely delayed the publication of "The Jewel of Medina," by Sherry Jones, a book about the life of Mohammed's wife, Aisha, due to fear of retribution and violence by Muslims. When did we become a nation ruled by fear of what immigrant groups want? It makes me so sad to see large corporations cave rather than stand proudly on the principles that built this country.

I am outraged because appeasement has never worked as a political policy, yet appeasing Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is exactly what we are trying to do. An excellent article, also published recently in the Wall Street Journal, went through over 20 years of history and why talking with Iran has been, and will continue to be, ineffective. Yet talk—with a madman no less—we continue to do. Have we so lost our moral compass and its ability to detect evil that we will not go in and destroy Iran's nuclear program? Would we rather wait for another Holocaust for the Jews—one which they would be unlikely to survive? When does it end?

As if the battle for good and evil isn't enough, now come the environmentalists, who are so afraid of global warming that they want to put a bag tax on grocery bags in California; to eliminate Mylar balloons; to establish something as insidious as the recycle police in San Francisco.

I do my share for the environment: I recycle, I use water wisely, I installed an energy efficient air conditioning unit. But when and where does the lunacy stop? Ahmadinejad wants to wipe Israel off the map, the California economy is being overrun by illegal immigrants, and the United States of America no longer knows right from wrong, good from evil. So what does California do? Tax grocery bags.

So, America, although I can tell you where the outrage is, this one middle-aged, well-educated, upper middle class woman is powerless to do anything about it. I don't even feel like my vote counts, because I am so outnumbered by those who disagree with me.

Alisa Wilson, Ph.D., Beverly Hills, California

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To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children...to leave the world a better place ... to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded.

—Ralph Waldo Emerson



 

Test Your Bible Knowledge

Fill in the blanks: "_____ God, and keep his commandments: for this is the whole ____ of man."

1 — Hate, nature
2 — Fear, duty
3 — Serve, plan
4 — Love, honor

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I have no Yesterdays;
Time took them away;
Tomorrow may not be—
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The nature of God is a circle whose center is everywhere and whose circumference is nowhere.

—St. Augustine



Today's Chuckle


The Other Stall ...

Traveling down the interstate and needing to use the restroom, I stopped at a rest area and headed to the restroom.

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying, "Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom, and I don't know what got into me, but I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin' just fine!"

And the other person says, "So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say, "Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question. "Can I come over?"

Okay, this question is just too weird for me, but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell him, "No ... I'm a little busy right now!"

Then I hear the person say nervously, "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions.

Cell phones—don't you just love them?





Jesus is God spelling Himself out in
language that man can understand.

—S. D. Gordon



Today's English Lesson


Seeing the same elementary mistakes over and over again has prompted this publisher to write an English lesson each issue. Look for some of these lessons to be repeated, because the mistakes are!

You saw a sign on a church marquis that said, "Would the Lord’s praises be sang if you were the only voice?"

The deteriorating state of the "educational" system in the U.S. is really appalling. The above sentence appeared in a recent newsletter I received. I hope that YOU spotted the two mistakes in it. If not, they are:

First, a "marquis" is a title for a nobleman. The correct spelling is "marquee."

Second, "sang" should be "sung," the past participle form of "sing." Example: She has sung that song before. NEVER has she sang that song before. If "sang" cannot stand alone, then use "sung," which always requires a "helper."

I hope I've made myself clear on this one. If anyone has anything to add, I'll be glad to publish your take on it.

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Have courage for the great sorrows of life and patience for the small ones; and when you have laboriously accomplished your daily task, go to sleep in peace.
God is awake.

—Victor Hugo



Guest Article



Redecorate your Web Site to Enhance Results!
by Larry Dotson

The use of the right colors on your web site can actually increase your sales. When people see certain colors, it can change their emotions, or they can symbolize things related to the colors.

Here are a list of colors with some emotions and symbolizations they can cause:

RED — love, excitement, warmth

PINK — romantic, affection, sensuality

WHITE — purity, peace, perfection

BLUE — sky, water, travel, freedom, truth

PURPLE — royalty, dignity

BLACK — space, night, authority

GREEN — money, calm, envy, greed

YELLOW — light, purity, understanding

ORANGE — autumn, youthfulness, fire

BROWN — wood, comfort, strength.

It's very important to know which emotions or symbolizations will trigger your target audience to buy your product or service. If your selling a money-making product you should use green colors to represent money or bring out the emotion of greed.

People also associate comfort and travel with money, so you maybe want to add in some brown and blue colors on your web site. The same principle can be applied to graphics or pictures of your product. Package your products with colors that will trigger your audience to buy.

For instance, if you're selling a book about how to be more romantic, use red and pink colors on the cover.

I hope these simple web site color techniques will increase your business's sales.

©1999, L.D. Publishing

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Answer to Bible trivia:

2 — Fear, duty is correct.
See Ecclesiastes 12:13



Inspiration


Could You?
by Rhonda Hamill

Could you love someone with all of your heart?

Would you love them despite all of their flaws?

Could you love that someone no matter what they did?

To you?

Or others?

Would you do everything you could to fix their problems and take away their hurts?

If they hurt you deeply, could you still love them and want them to be a part of your life?

What if they treated you like you didn’t exist? Except when they needed something from you.

What if they totally ignored you? Except to blame you for the bad day they were having.

What if they made fun of you in front of all of their friends?

What if every time you tried to talk to them and help them—they turned their back on you and walked away?

What if they did everything that you dissapproved of, knowing that you didn't approve of it?

Could you still love someone like that?

Would you risk your life for someone like that?

Would you die a painful death for someone whose love is not returned?

JESUS did ...

Why?

Because He Loves You That Much!




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