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Publisher: Mary Wilkey
Volume 9 — Issue 20 — May 19, 2009
Published every Tuesday


Greetings, one and all! Just returned from visiting my daughter and family in Indy—an altogether wonderful and exhilarating visit ... got to see my 12-year-old grandson, Austin, win his soccer game ... went to the indoor pool at the local "Y" and also spent some time in the whirlpool ... and carried my soon-to-be 7-month-old granddaughter around a lot, just enjoying her. And you can tell that she loves her "big" sis of six!

Had to come home today to get this out, so I hope you enjoy it! :-)


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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.

—2 Chronicles 7:14



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A Healthier You
Feature Article
Test Your Bible Knowledge
Today's Chuckle
Today's English Lesson
Guest Article
Inspiration
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A Healthier You


Drinking Cold Water after meals = CANCER!

Can you believe this?

For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you. It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed. It will slow down the digestion.

Once this "sludge" reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It will line the intestine. Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer.

It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal.





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Feature Article


This is a continuation of an article that I started in the issue of April 28, talking about Proverb 3:5-6

When you have done all, STAND. Stand in faith (which is what pleases and moves our Lord), trusting that you have the desires of your heart (Psalm 37:4), because you have delighted yourself in the Lord by spending time with Him every day ... in His Word, in fellowship (meditation and prayer) with Him, and in serving and helping others as you have the opportunity.

And be an opportunity seeker ... not to gain wealth for yourself of gold and silver (which you cannot take with you), but to lay up treasure for yourself in heaven (which will go ahead of you into the heavenly realm).

All are created equal when we're given life, which consists of time ... we all have 24/7/365. And we all have a measure of faith. How we spend that time (withdraw it from the treasure bank of life) determines what we end up with.

The sparrow knows that if he works, his needs will be met ... no work, no food ...

In all your ways acknowledge Him ...

In everything you do and wherever you go, be aware (have Him "gentle" on your mind—be aware—mindful of His Presence with you—as on the wings of a gentle dove, your constant companion, so that you are never alone. And as you "practice" His Presence, always ask for His help and guidance as you move from activity to acativity through your day. And whenever life seems overwhelming, before you get all rattled, just cast your cares upon Him, as He has told us to do. 1 Peter 5:7

Trust in the Lord with ALL your heart. Be fully committed in everything. No wavering—doubting—second guessing. Once you have decided, STAND FIRM. No going back——no wondering "what if"—just pure, unadulterated trust and rest in knowing that you have taken the matter to the Highest Authority—your Father—your Dad. Relax and know that He is taking care of it Himself.

All is about commitment. As a swimmer jumps into the pool, he cannot turn back in mid-jump. He no longer has a choice—he is committed. He has yielded his will completely.

To be continued ...

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"I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man."

—Thomas Jefferson



 

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Fill in the blank: "For the _______ of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men ...

1 — love
2 — grace
3 — justice
4 — wrath

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"How fortunate for governments that
the people they govern don't think."

—Adolph Hitler



Today's Chuckle


Cow for Sale

A Baptist deacon had advertised a cow for sale.

"How much are you asking for it?" inquired a prospective buyer.

"A hundred and fifty dollars," replied the advertiser.

"And how much milk does she give?"

"Four gallons a day," he replied.

"But how do I know she'll actually give that amount?" asked the purchaser.

"Oh, you can trust me," he explained, "I'm a Baptist deacon."

"I'll buy it," answered the other. "I'll take the cow home and bring back the money later. You can trust me—I'm a Presbyterian elder."

When the deacon arrived home, he asked his wife, "What's a Presbyterian elder?"

"Oh," she explained, "a Presbyterian elder is about the same as a Baptist deacon."

"Oh, dear," groaned the deacon, "I've lost my cow."





When injustice becomes law, rebellion becomes duty!



Today's English Lesson


Seeing the same elementary mistakes over and over again has prompted this publisher to write an English lesson each issue. Look for some of these lessons to be repeated, because the mistakes are!

"And then the bell told . . . "

Told what? Didn't know bells could speak!

Evidently, there's a writer out there who thinks that they can!

I hope he sees this and that it tolls his bell!

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"When the government fears the people, you have liberty. When the people fear the government
[or the IRS, for that matter],
you have tyranny."

—Thomas Jefferson, author of the Declaration of Independence of the United States



Guest Article



Politically Incorrect
Writer Unknown

So many why questions, and no answers, only trust me's ... Are we like a fattened calf, being slowly slaughtered, a chunk of flesh at a time?

I am a student of history. Professionally. I have written fifteen books in six languages and have studied history all my life. I think there is something monumentally large afoot, and I do not believe it is just a banking crisis, or a mortgage crisis, or a credit crisis. Yes, these exist, but they are merely single facets on a very large gemstone that is only now coming into a sharper focus.

Something of historic proportions is happening. I can sense it, because I know how it feels, smells, what it looks like, and how people react to it. Yes, a perfect storm may be brewing, but there is something happening in our country that has been evolving for about ten-fifteen years. The pace has dramatically quickened in the past two.

We demand and then codify into law the requirement that our banks make massive loans to people we know they can never pay back. Why?

We learned just recently that the Federal Reserve, which has little or no real oversight by anyone, has "lent" two trillion dollars (that is $2,000,000,000,000) over the past few months, but they will not tell us to whom or why or disclose the terms. That is our money. Yours and mine.

And that is three times the 700B we all argued about so strenuously just this past September. Who has this money? Why do they have it? Why are the terms unavailable to us? Who asked for it? Who authorized it? I thought this was a government of "we the people," who lent our powers to our elected leaders. Apparently not.

We have spent two or more decades intentionally de-industrializing our economy. Why? We have intentionally dumbed down our schools, ignored our history, and no longer teach our founding documents, why we are exceptional, and why we are worth preserving. Students by and large cannot write, think critically, read, or articulate. Parents are not revolting, teachers are not picketing, and school boards continue to back mediocrity. Why?

We have now established the precedent of protesting every close election (now violently in California over a proposition that is so controversial that it wants marriage to remain between one man and one woman).

Did you ever think such a thing possible just a decade ago? We have corrupted our sacred political process by allowing unelected judges to write laws that radically change our way of life, and then mainstream Marxist groups like ACORN and others to turn our voting system into a banana republic. To what purpose?

Now our mortgage industry is collapsing, housing prices are in free fall, major industries are failing, our banking system is on the verge of collapse, social security is nearly bankrupt, as is Medicare and our entire government, our education system is worse than a joke. (I teach college and know precisely what I am talking about.) The list is staggering in its length, breadth, and depth. It is potentially 1929 x ten. And we are at war with an enemy we cannot name for fear of offending people of the same religion, who cannot wait to slit the throats of your children if they have the opportunity to do so.

And now we have elected a man no one knows anything about, who has never run so much as a Dairy Queen, let alone a town as big as Wasilla, Alaska. All of his associations and alliances are with real radicals in their chosen fields of employment, and everything we learn about him, drip by drip, is unsettling if not downright scary. Surely you have heard him speak about his idea to create and fund a mandatory civilian defense force stronger than our military for use inside our borders. No? Oh, of course. The media would never play that for you over and over and then demand he answer it. Sarah Palin's pregnant daughter and $150,000 wardrobe are more important.

Obama's winning platform can be boiled down to one word: CHANGE.

Why?

I have never been so afraid for my country and for my children as I am now!

This man campaigned on bringing people together, something he has never, ever done in his professional life. In my assessment, Obama will divide us along philosophical lines, push us apart, and then try to realign the pieces into a new and different power structure. Change is indeed coming. And when it comes, you will never see the same nation again.

And that is only the beginning.

And I thought I would never be able to experience what the ordinary, moral German felt in the mid-1930s. In those times, the savior was a former smooth talking rabble-rouser from the streets, about whom the average German knew next to nothing. What they did know was that he was associated with groups that shouted, shoved, and pushed around people with whom they disagreed; he edged his way onto the political stage through great oratory and promises. Economic times were tough, people were losing jobs, and he was a great speaker. And he smiled and waved a lot. And people, even newspapers, were afraid to speak out for fear that his "brown shirts" would bully them into submission.

And then he was duly elected to office, a full-throttled economic crisis at hand (the Great Depression). Slowly but surely he seized the control of government power, department-by-department, person-by-person, bureaucracy-by-bureaucracy. The kids joined a Youth Movement in his name, where they were taught what to think.

How did he get the people on his side? He did it by promising jobs to the jobless, money to the moneyless, and goodies for the military-industrial complex. He did it by indoctrinating the children, advocating gun control, health care for all, better wages, better jobs, and promising to re-instill pride once again in the country, across Europe, and across the world.

He did it with a compliant media. Did you know that? And he did this all in the name of justice and ... change. And the people surely got what they voted for.

(Look it up if you think I am exaggerating. )

Read your history books. Many people objected in 1933 and were shouted down, called names, laughed at, and made fun of. When Winston Churchill pointed out the obvious in the late 1930s while seated in the House of Lords in England (he was not yet Prime Minister), he was booed into his seat and called a crazy troublemaker. He was right though.

Don't forget that Germany was the most educated, cultured country in Europe ... It was full of music, art, museums, hospitals, laboratories, and universities. And in less than six years--a shorter time span than just two terms of the U.S. Presidency, it was rounding up its own citizens, killing others, abrogating its laws, turning children against parents, and neighbors against neighbors—all with the best of intentions, of course. The road to hell is paved with them.

As a practical thinker, one not overly prone to emotional decisions, I have a choice: I can either believe what the objective pieces of evidence tell me (even if they make me cringe with disgust); or I can believe what history is shouting to me from across the chasm of seven decades; or I can hope I am wrong by closing my eyes, having another latte, and ignoring what is transpiring around me.

Some people scoff at me, others laugh, or think I am foolish, naive, or both. Perhaps I am. But I have never been afraid to look people in the eye and tell them exactly what I believe, and why I believe it.

I pray I am wrong. I do not think I am.

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A Prophetic 1944 Speech

Norman Mattoon Thomas (November 20, 1884-December 19, 1968), and some of us are old enough to remember him running for President, was a leading American socialist, pacifist, and six-time presidential candidate for the Socialist Party of America.

Norman Thomas said this in a 1944 speech:

"The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of "liberalism," they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened." He went on to say, "I no longer need to run as a Presidential candidate for the Socialist Party. The Democratic Party has adopted our platform."





Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could; some blunders and absurdities have crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; you shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense.

—Ralph Waldo Emerson





Answer to Bible trivia:

4 — wrath is correct.
See Romans 1:18



Inspiration


What You Scatter—a Lesson of Life

Read the following and have a GREAT day!

I was at the corner grocery store buying some early potatoes. I noticed a small boy, delicate of bone and feature, ragged but clean, hungrily apprising a basket of freshly picked green peas.

I paid for my potatoes but was also drawn to the display of fresh green peas. I am a pushover for creamed peas and new potatoes.

Pondering the peas, I couldn't help overhearing the conversation between Mr. Miller (the store owner) and the ragged boy next to me.

"Hello, Barry, how are you today?"

"H'lo, Mr. Miller. Fine, thank ya. Jus' admirin' them peas. They sure look good."

"They are good, Barry. How's your Ma?"

"Fine ... Gittin' stronger alla' time."

"Good. Anything I can help you with?"

"No, Sir. Jus' admirin' them peas."

"Would you like to take some home?" asked Mr. Miller.

"No, Sir. Got nuthin" to pay for 'em with."

"Well, what have you to trade me for some of those peas?"

"All I got's my prize marble here."

"Is that right? Let me see it," said Miller.

"Here 'tis ... She's a dandy."

"I can see that. Hmmmmm, only thing is this one is blue, and I sort of go for red. Do you have a red one like this at home?" the store owner asked.

"Not zackley but almost."

"Tell you what. Take this sack of peas home with you and next trip this way let me look at that red marble," Mr. Miller told the boy.

"Sure will. Thanks, Mr. Miller."

Mrs. Miller, who had been standing nearby, came over to help me.

With a smile she said, "There are two other boys like him in our community; all three are in very poor circumstances. Jim just loves to bargain with them for peas, apples, tomatoes, or whatever.

When they come back with their red marbles, and they always do, he decides he doesn't like red after all, and he sends them home with a bag of produce for a green marble or an orange one, when they come on their next trip to the store."

I left the store smiling to myself, impressed with this man. A short time later I moved to Colorado, but I never forgot the story of this man, the boys, and their bartering for marbles.

Several years went by, each more rapid than the previous one. Just recently I had occasion to visit some old friends in that Idaho community, and while I was there learned that Mr. Miller had just died. They were having his visitation that evening and, knowing my friends wanted to go, I agreed to accompany them. Upon arrival at the mortuary, we fell into line to meet the relatives of the deceased and to offer whatever words of comfort we could.

Ahead of us in line were three young men. One was in an army uniform, and the other two wore nice haircuts, dark suits, and white shirts ... all very professional looking. They approached Mrs. Miller, standing composed and smiling by her husband's casket.

Each of the young men hugged her, kissed her on the cheek, spoke briefly with her, and moved on to the casket. Her misty light blue eyes followed them as, one by one, each young man stopped briefly and placed his own warm hand over the cold pale hand in the casket. Each left the mortuary awkwardly, wiping his eyes.

Our turn came to meet Mrs. Miller. I told her who I was and reminded her of the story from those many years ago and what she had told me about her husband's bartering for marbles. With her eyes glistening, she took my hand and led me to the casket.

"Those three young men who just left were the boys I told you about. "They just told me how they appreciated the things Jim 'traded' them. Now, at last, when Jim could not change his mind about color or size ... they came to pay their debt."

"We've never had a great deal of the wealth of this world," she confided, "but right now, Jim would consider himself the richest man in Idaho ..."

With loving gentleness she lifted the lifeless fingers of her deceased husband. Resting underneath were three exquisitely shined red marbles.

The moral — We will not be remembered by our words, but by our kind deeds. Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath.

Today I wish you a day of ordinary miracles
~ A fresh pot of coffee you didn't make yourself ...
~ An unexpected phone call from an old friend ...
~ Green stoplights on your way to work ...
~ The fastest line at the grocery store ...
~ A good sing-along song on the radio ...
~ Your keys found right where you left them.

It's not what you gather, but what you scatter that tells what kind of life you have lived!




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