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Publisher: Mary Wilkey
Volume 9 — Issue 11 — March 17, 2009
Published every Tuesday
Greetings, all! I have to share this with you: I usually go up to the retirement center where my mother lives and eat with her in the dining room two or three times a week.
This past Saturday we were seated with two gentlemen, both tall and in relatively good shape. They both seemed to have good hearing and good senses of humor. We made the usual small talk, and then the elder of the two finished eating and left.
The remaining fellow (Ted) then proceeded to tell me that the gentleman who had just left was 103 years old! That was amazing enough, because he did not need a walker or a cane to get around, as did so many of his "juniors." Nor did he have trouble getting up, as so many much younger do.
Ted also told me that the senior gentleman had worked on the first few airplanes that were sent into ... World War I!
But the thing that boggled my mind the most was that Ted then told me that that 103-year-old had just renewed his driver's license for another four years! Not sure, but that's probably some kind of a record ...
Enjoy today's issue ... lot's of good stuff! :-)
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—2 Chronicles 7:14
Contents:
Weekly Contest
Public Service Announcement
A Healthier You
Feature Article
Test Your Bible Knowledge
Today's Chuckle
Today's English Lesson
Internet Tips & Hints
Guest Article
Inspiration
Etcetera
Contest
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The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship
"I apologize" and "You are right."
Public Service Announcement
This could save your life and house.
I never realized that a wet dishcloth can be a one size fits all lid to cover a fire in a pan! This is a dramatic video (30-seconds, very short, about how to deal with a common kitchen fire ... oil in a frying pan.
Read the following Introduction, then watch the show ... It's a real eye-opener! At the Fire Fighting Training school they would demonstrate this with a deep fat fryer set on the fire field. An Instructor would don a fire suit and using an 8 oz cup at the end of a 10 foot pole toss water onto the grease fire.
The results got the attention of the students. The water, being heavier than oil, sinks to the bottom where it instantly becomes superheated. The explosive force of the steam blows the burning oil up and out. On the open field, it became a thirty foot high fireball that resembled a nuclear blast. Inside the confines of a kitchen, the fire ball hits the ceiling and fills the entire room. Also, do not throw sugar or flour on a grease fire.
One cup of either creates the explosive force of two sticks of dynamite. Tell your whole family about this!
A Healthier You
CPR for Yourself
The Johnson City Medical Center staff actually discovered this and did an in-depth study on this, then did an article on it, had it published, and have even had it incorporated into ACLS and CPR classes.
It is very true and has and does work. It is called cough CPR, and it could save your life!
Let's say it's 6:15 p.m. and you're driving home
(alone of course) after an unusually hard day on the job. You're really tired, upset, and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to radiate out into your arm and up into your jaw.
You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately, you don't know if you'll be able to make it that far.
What can you do? You've been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course didn't tell you what to do if it happened to you.
Try to pull off the road before you begin to feel faint, you have only about 10 seconds before losing consciousness. You can help yourself by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.
A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated
about every two seconds without let up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.
Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs, and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.
The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can get to a hospital.
Tell as many other people as possible about this—it could save their lives!
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Feature Article
This Should Get Your Attention!
This is now closer to reality than you think. You're sound asleep when you hear a thump outside your bedroom door. Half-awake, and nearly paralyzed with fear, you hear muffled whispers. At least two people have broken into your house and are moving your way. With your heart pumping, you reach down beside your bed and pick up your shotgun. You rack a shell into the chamber, then inch toward the door and open it.
In the darkness, you make out two shadows. One holds something that looks like a crowbar. When the intruder
brandishes it as if to strike, you raise the shotgun and fire. The blast knocks both thugs to the floor. One writhes and screams while the second man crawls to the front door and lurches outside. As you pick up the telephone to call the police, you know you're in trouble.
In your country, most guns were outlawed years before, and the few that are privately owned are so stringently regulated as to make them useless. Yours was never registered. Police arrive and inform you that the second burglar has died. They arrest you for first degree murder and illegal possession of a firearm.
When you talk to your attorney, he tells you not to worry: authorities will probably plea bargain the case down to manslaughter.
"What kind of sentence will I get?" you ask.
"Only ten-to-twelve years," he replies, as if that's nothing. "Behave yourself, and you'll be out in seven."
The next day, the shooting is the lead story in the local newspaper. Somehow, you're portrayed as an eccentric vigilante, while the two men you shot are represented as choir boys. Their friends and relatives can't find an unkind word to say about them. Buried deep down in the article, authorities acknowledge that both "victims" have been arrested numerous times.
But the next day's headline says it all:
"Lovable Rogue Son Didn't Deserve to Die." The thieves have been transformed from career criminals into Robin Hood-type pranksters.
As the days wear on, the story takes wings. The national media picks it up, then the international media. The surviving burglar has become a folk hero.
Your attorney says the thief is preparing to sue you, and he'll probably win. The media publishes reports that your home has been burglarized several times in the past and that you've been critical of local police for their lack of effort in apprehending the suspects. After the last break-in, you told your neighbor that you would be prepared next time. The district attorney uses this to allege that you were lying in wait for the burglars.
A few months later, you go to trial. The charges haven't been reduced, as your lawyer had so confidently predicted. When you take the stand, your anger at the injustice of it all works against you. Prosecutors paint a picture of you as a mean, vengeful man. It doesn't take long for the jury to convict you of all charges.
The judge sentences you to life in prison.
This case really happened.
On August 22, 1999, Tony Martin of Emneth, Norfolk, England, killed one burglar and wounded a second. In April, 2000, he was convicted and is now serving a life term.
How did it become a crime to defend one's own life in the once great British Empire?
It started with the Pistols Act of 1903. This seemingly reasonable law forbade selling pistols to minors or felons and established that handgun sales were to be made only to those who had a license.
The Firearms Act of 1920 expanded licensing to include, not only handguns, but all firearms except shotguns.
Later laws passed in 1953 and 1967 outlawed the carrying of any weapon by private citizens and mandated the registration of all shotguns.
Momentum for total handgun confiscation began in earnest after the Hungerford mass shooting in 1987. Michael Ryan, a mentally disturbed man with a Kalashnikov rifle, walked down the streets shooting everyone he saw. When the smoke cleared, seventeen people were dead.
The British public, already de-sensitized by eighty years of "gun control," demanded even tougher restrictions. (The seizure of all privately owned handguns was the objective, even though Ryan had used a rifle.)
Nine years later, at Dunblane, Scotland, Thomas Hamilton used a semi-automatic weapon to murder sixteen children and a teacher at a public school.
For many years, the media had portrayed all gun owners as mentally unstable or, worse, criminals. Now the press had a real kook with which to beat up law-abiding gun owners. Day after day, week after week, the media gave up all pretense of objectivity and demanded a total ban on all handguns. The Dunblane inquiry, a few months later, sealed the fate of the few sidearm still owned by private citizens.
During the years in which the British government incrementally took away most gun rights, the notion that a citizen had the right to armed self-defense came to be seen as vigilantism. Authorities refused to grant gun licenses to people who were threatened, claiming that self-defense was no longer considered a reason to own a gun. Citizens who shot burglars or robbers or rapists were charged, while the real criminals were released.
Indeed, after the Martin shooting, a police spokesman was quoted as saying, "We cannot have people take the law into their own hands."
All of Martin's neighbors had been robbed numerous times, and several elderly people were severely injured in beatings by young thugs who had no fear of the consequences. Martin himself, a collector of antiques, had seen most of his collection trashed or stolen by burglars.
When the Dunblane inquiry ended, citizens who owned handguns were given three months to turn them over to local authorities. Being good British subjects, most people obeyed the law. The few who didn't were visited by police and threatened with ten-year prison sentences if they didn't comply.
Police later bragged that they'd taken nearly 200,000 handguns from private citizens.
How did the authorities know who had handguns? The guns had been registered and licensed—kinda like cars.
Sound familiar?
Wake up, America—this is why our founding fathers put the Second Amendment in our Constitution!
"..it does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority keen to set brush fires in people's minds." —Samuel Adams
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Today's Chuckle
The Preacher
A new preacher had just begun his sermon. He was a little
nervous and about ten minutes into the talk his mind went
blank. He remembered some advice they gave him in
seminary school when a situation like this arose—repeat
your last point. Often this will help you remember what
should come next. So he gave it a try.
"Behold, I come quickly," he said. Still his mind was blank.
So he tried again, "Behold, I come quickly!" Still nothing.
He tried once more, this time with so much vehemence that
he tripped over his microphone wire and fell off the stage,
right into the lap of a little old lady in the front row.
The young preacher was very embarrassed and tried to
apologize, but the woman replied, "That's all right, young
man. It was my fault ... I should have gotten ready for you.
After all, you did tell me three times you were coming!"
If I absolutely knew that I could not fail, what would my goal and commitment be?
Today's English Lesson
Seeing the same elementary mistakes over and over again has prompted this publisher to write an English lesson each issue. Look for some of these lessons to be repeated, because the mistakes are!
I know I've discussed this one sometime ago, and it's somewhere in the archives, but it pops up so frequently, it bears repeating.
I'm talking about the misuse of "led" and "lead."
To give you a mnemonic device to avoid misuse of these two, "led" (without the "a"), of course, refers to the action of one who leads.
"Lead" (with the "a") refers to the metal, and lead is a very heavy metal. "Heavy" and "lead" both have an "a" in the middle.
Hopes this helps those who cannot remember the difference!
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Internet Hints & Tips
5 Tips to Ranking Well at Search Engines
by Lynn VanDyke
Do you have a product or service that you want to sell on the Internet? If so, there are a few fundamental components that you must know. Putting your product or service up for sale is easy. You can find a cheap hosting plan and get a 1-5 page site up within a few hours. But what happens next?
Unfortunately, most businesses will never sell their product successfully on the Internet. Their sites may be flashy, but they are not receiving visitors. To receive an endless supply of free, targeted, leads from the search engines you should consider a few of the 5 tips below.
Tip #1 — Provide High Quality Content
Providing content does more than give out generic information. Providing content builds trust between you and your visitor. The more content you give, the bigger the bond. Your content should focus around very specific keywords. Each page on your website should be optimized and focused on one keyword.
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Guest Article
In 1923, who was ...
... president of the largest steel company?
... president of the largest gas company?
... president of the New York Stock Exchange?
... greatest wheat speculator?
... president of the Bank of International Settlement?
... the "great bear" of Wall Street?
These men were considered some of the world.s most successful of their days. Now, 86 years later, the history asks us, if we know what ultimately became of them.
The answers ...
... The president of the largest steel company. Charles Schwab, died a pauper.
... The president of the largest gas company, Edward Hopson, went insane.
... The president of the NYSE, Richard
Whitney, was released from prison to die at home.
... The greatest wheat speculator, Arthur Cooger, died abroad, penniless.
... The president of the Bank of International Settlement, shot himself.
... The great bear of Wall Street, Cosabee Livermore, also committed suicide.
However, in that same year, 1923, the PGA Champion and the winner of the most important golf tournament, the US Open, was Gene Sarazen.
What became of him? He played golf until he was 92, died in 1999 at the age of 95. He was financially secure at the time of his death.
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Answer to Bible trivia:
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Inspiration
Six Boys and Thirteen Hands...
Each year I am hired to go to Washington, DC, with
the eighth grade class from Clinton, Wisconsin where I grew up,
to videotape their trip. I greatly enjoy visiting our nation's
capitol, and each year I take some special memories
back with me. This fall's trip was especially memorable.
On the last night of our trip,
we stopped at the Iwo Jima memorial. This memorial is the
largest bronze statue in the world and depicts one of the
most famous photographs in history—that of the six brave
soldiers raising the American Flag at the top of a rocky
hill on the island of Iwo Jima, Japan, during WW II.
Over one hundred students and
chaperones piled off the buses and headed towards the
memorial. I noticed a solitary figure at the base of the
statue, and as I got closer he asked, "Where are you
guys from?"
I told him that we were from
Wisconsin. "Hey, I'm a cheese head, too! Come gather
around, cheese heads, and I will tell you a story."
(James Bradley just happened to
be in Washington, DC, to speak at the memorial the following
day. He was there that night to say good night to his dad,
who had passed away. He was just about to leave when he saw
the buses pull up. I videotaped him as he spoke to us, and
received his permission to share what he said from my
videotape. It is one thing to tour the incredible monuments
filled with history in Washington, DC, but it is quite
another to get the kind of insight we received that night.)
When all had gathered around,
he reverently began to speak. (Here are his words that
night.)
"My name is James Bradley
and I'm from Antigo, Wisconsin. My dad is on that
statue, and I just wrote a book called 'Flags of Our
Fathers' which is #5 on the New York Times Best Seller
list right now. It is the story of the six boys you see
behind me.
"Six boys raised the flag.
The first guy putting the pole in the ground is Harlon
Block. Harlon was an all-state football player. He enlisted
in the Marine Corps with all the senior members of his
football team. They were off to play another type of game. A
game called 'War.' But it didn't turn out to be
a game. Harlon, at the age of 21, died with his intestines
in his hands. I don't say that to gross you out, I say
that because there are people who stand in front of this
statue and talk about the glory of war. You guys need to
know that most of the boys in Iwo Jima were 17, 18, and 19
years old - and it was so hard that the ones who did make it
home never even would talk to their families about it.
(He pointed to the statue)
"You see this next guy? That's Rene Gagnon from New
Hampshire. If you took Rene's helmet off at the moment
this photo was taken and looked in the webbing of that
helmet, you would find a photograph... a photograph of his
girlfriend. Rene put that in there for protection because he
was scared. He was 18 years old. It was just boys who won
the battle of Iwo Jima. Boys. Not old men.
"The next guy here, the
third guy in this tableau, was Sergeant Mike Strank. Mike is
my hero. He was the hero of all these guys. They called him
the 'old man' because he was so old. He was already
24. When Mike would motivate his boys in training camp, he
didn't say, 'Let's go kill some Japanese' or
'Let's die for our country.' He knew he was
talking to little boys. Instead he would say, 'You do
what I say, and I'll get you home to your mothers.'
"The last guy on this side
of the statue is Ira Hayes, a Pima Indian from Arizona. Ira
Hayes was one who walked off Iwo Jima . He went into the
White House with my dad. President Truman told him,
'You're a hero' He told reporters, 'How can
I feel like a hero when 250 of my buddies hit the island
with me and only 27 of us walked off alive?'
So you take your class at
school, 250 of you spending a year together having fun,
doing everything together. Then all 250 of you hit the
beach, but only 27 of your classmates walk off alive. That
was Ira Hayes He had images of horror in his mind. Ira Hayes
carried the pain home with him and eventually died dead
drunk, face down at the age of 32 (ten years after this
picture was taken).
"The next guy, going around
the statue, is Franklin Sousley from Hilltop, Kentucky—a
fun-lovin' hillbilly boy. His best friend, who is now
70, told me, 'Yeah, you know, we took two cows up on the
porch of the Hilltop General Store. Then we strung wire
across the stairs so the cows couldn't get down. Then we
fed them Epsom salts. Those cows crapped all night.'
Yes, he was a fun-lovin' hillbilly boy. Franklin died on
Iwo Jima at the age of 19. When the telegram came to tell
his mother that he was dead, it went to the Hilltop General
Store. A barefoot boy ran that telegram up to his
mother's farm. The neighbors could hear her scream all
night and into the morning. Those neighbors lived a quarter
of a mile away.
"The next guy, as we
continue to go around the statue, is my dad, John Bradley,
from Antigo, Wisconsin, where I was raised. My dad lived
until 1994, but he would never give interviews. When Walter
Cronkite's producers or the New York Times would call,
we were trained as little kids to say 'No, I'm
sorry, sir, my dad's not here. He is in Canada fishing.
No, there is no phone there, sir. No, we don't know when
he is coming back.' My dad never fished or even went to
Canada. Usually, he was sitting there right at the table
eating his Campbell's soup. But we had to tell the press
that he was out fishing. He didn't want to talk to the
press.
"You see, like Ira Hayes,
my dad didn't see himself as a hero. Everyone thinks
these guys are heroes, because they are in a photo and on
a monument. My dad knew better. He was a medic. John Bradley
from Wisconsin was a caregiver. In Iwo Jima he probably held
over 200 boys as they died. And when boys died in Iwo Jima,
they writhed and screamed, without any medication or help
with the pain.
"When I was a little boy,
my third grade teacher told me that my dad was a hero. When
I went home and told my dad that, he looked at me and said,
'I want you always to remember that the heroes of Iwo
Jima are the guys who did not come back. Did NOT come
back.'
"So that's the story
about six nice young boys. Three died on Iwo Jima, and three
came back as national heroes. Over-all, 7,000 boys died on
Iwo Jima in the worst battle in the history of the Marine
Corps. My voice is giving out, so I will end here. Thank you
for your time."
Suddenly, the monument
wasn't just a big old piece of metal with a flag
sticking out of the top. It came to life before our eyes
with the heartfelt words of a son who did indeed have a
father who was a hero. Maybe not a hero for the reasons most
people would believe, but a hero nonetheless.
We need to remember that God
created this vast and glorious world for us to live in,
freely, but also at great sacrifice.
Remember to pray praises for
the heroes of this great country of ours and also pray for those still in murderous unrest around the world.
STOP and thank God for being
alive and being free.
God Bless You, and God Bless
America.
REMINDER: Every day that you can
wake up free, it's going to be a great day.
One thing I learned while on
tour with my 8th grade students in DC that is not mentioned
here is that ... if you look at the statue very closely and
count the number of "hands" raising the flag, there
are 13. When the man who made the statue was asked why there
were 13, he simply said the 13th hand was the hand of God
...
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