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Publisher: Mary Wilkey
Volume 9 — Issue 1 — January 6, 2009
Published every Tuesday


Your 'elf Expressions is now starting the 9th year of publishing, and it seems unbelievable that it has been that long.

I'll be brief, as my schedule is overcrowded today, but I would like to welcome all new readers and to thank my long-time readers for your loyalty and feedback. I appreciate that.

Hope you all enjoy this issue.


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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.

—2 Chronicles 7:14



Contents:

Top Sponsor
Weekly Contest
Subscriber in the Spotlight
A Healthier You
Feature Article
Test Your Bible Knowledge
Today's Chuckle
Today's English Lesson
Internet Tips & Hints
Guest Article
Inspiration
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Every man who possibly can should force
himself to take a holiday of a full month in a
year, whether he feels like taking it or not.

—William James



A Healthier You


Have you or someone you know been diagnosed with gallstones and scheduled for surgery? Stop!

Cancel that appointment, and do not reschedule it until after you've done a natural liver/gallbladder flush! (It takes only three days.)

Folks, both my husband and I have done this several times each, and each time we have found numerous stones . . . the most the first time, but some each time after that.

Now I realize that most people have not heard about this, including my son, who was recently diagnosed with a large stone, and which event triggered this article.

We have a book that is now out of print, so last Sunday I went to Office Depot and copied the pertinent parts for him. In essence, I tell you how to do the flush below, but first I need to tell you that it is done using nature's ingredients.

(There is also a way the medicos have to dissolve these stones as well without surgery, but, of course, it is only the rare physician who will tell you about this option, as the money is in the surgery.)

Anyway, if you have not done a colon cleanse, I recommend that you do one for a few days before the flush. The recommended cleanse to use called Turkey Rhubarb formula and is available from The Herb Finder online at http://tinyurl.com/87545j. Take this for a month if possible. If not, at least a week will do.

Meanwhile, have on hand a bottle of Ultra-Phos Drops, which you can get at http://tinyurl.com/8lucgp.

This is how you do it:

Make a quart of apple juice each day for three days. (Do NOT use the processed kind from the store, or this will not work, because it is the malic acid that helps soften the stones, and there is very little, if any, left after they process it!)

Add ninety (90) drops of Ultra-Phos liquid to each quart of juice and drink it throughout each of the three days of the flush.

At the end of the third day, three hours after dinner, mix together one cup of olive oil (not the light kind), the juice of one lemon, freshly squeezed, and EITHER one cup of freshly squeezed grapefruit juice OR one cup (not can) of Classic Coke that is at room temperature. Stir it all together and drink down all at once so that the oil does not separate. Use the lemon rind to remove the oil from your lips.

Immediately lie down on your right side for thirty (30) minutes, either straight out or with knees to your chest, but DO NOT CHEAT on the time. Then get up and move around a bit.

If you are going to count your stones, have on hand a colander, tweezers, a small sieve-strainer, and a quart container in the bathroom. Place the colander on the rim of the toilet and put the seat down.

You will get considerable soft stool the first time, less each time after that. You usually do not find stones the first time ... most come the second time, with fewer each time.

Fill the quart jar with cold water and wash the stools through the colander. The stones will be somewhat soft and waxy green in color ... like cooked peas. Pick the stones out with tweezers and place in the small sieve ... wash well with cold water under the faucet. Place in the container with some water ... they will disintegrate within a week unless you freeze them.

Important! That evening, take a Turkey Rhubarb or herbal laxative to clean out any remaining stones.





That best portion of a good man's life:    his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and of love.

—William Wordsworth.



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Feature Article


What do You See When You Look at a Crowd?

Do you see their eyes? Do their eyes make you feel self conscious?

Do you see their ears? If you are addressing the crowd, what are they thinking about what they are hearing . . . and are they really listening?

Do you see their mouths? What are they saying, or how are they planning to respond to what you are saying?

Do you see their hands? What are they doing, or what do you think they are doing, or going to do?

Do you see their hearts? Of course not! Only One can see hearts, and that is our Lord Jesus Christ.

And that is the point of this article. The Lord has laid it on my heart, so to speak, to expound on this matter.

While you can only surmise people's reactions, the Lord knows!

You may not be speaking to this hypothetical crowd en masse, but we all deal with crowds at one time or another. And realize that the nature of crowds sometimes will evoke the "herd" mentality, in that while it is relatively easy to lead a group to a particular action, it might be next to impossible with just one or two.

People in a crowd find it easy to adopt a "monkey see/monkey do" attitude. And if a very verbal minority gets going, they can quickly turn the mood of the crowd into an excited, enthusiastic bunch eager to hear more . . . or they can just as easily turn the tide against you, and that's why it's so easy to induce riots.

On the other hand, when you deal with people one-on-one or two, they seem to think more for themselves and assert their individuality.

But if you are with two people, and those two people agree to disagree with you, they become adamant and find strength and reaffirmation in siding against you.

It used to be easy to bamboozle people and sway them to your way of thinking. Today it is a lot harder to do that, because as a whole, people are a lot more sophisticated and well informed in this technological age, which seems to have resulted in their having a sort of intuitive radar. It's even evident in our children, right down to those of tender age.

When I talk with my grandchildren, it is quite evident that there is a large degree of cynicism present, in that they very quickly tend to question what adults say. Children used to be very trusting, but not so anymore!

So trust these days, in many cases, must be earned. You have to first connect on a certain level and maintain that connection for awhile before what you say is given much credibility. We all need to keep that in mind when we are trying to be persuasive, and it really doesn't matter if it's family, friends, or strangers we're trying to persuade.

Family and friends may trust you to a point, depending on the ages involved, but even they may be wary of the source of your information or your motives.

So, however pure in heart you may be, other people's perception of you may not see that the way the Lord does.

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Test Your Bible Knowledge

Fill in the blanks: "Remember now thy ________ in the days of thy _________"

1 — father, rebellion
2 — Creator, youth
3 — mother, suckling
4 — teacher, childhood

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Each particle of matter is an immensity, each leaf a world, each insect an inexplicable compendium.

—Lavater



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I am tired of hearing about self-made men.
There is not a self-made man in the world.
The so-called self-made man is the man who has seized his opportunities, and those given him by circumstances, and has made use of them.

—Lucius Tuttle



Today's Chuckle


Another One-Minute Management Course

A turkey was chatting with a bull.

"I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."

"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my manure droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of manure and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally, after a fourth night, he was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Management Lesson:

BS might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.





A man's venom poisons himself more than his victim.

—Charles Buxton



Today's English Lesson


Seeing the same elementary mistakes over and over again has prompted this publisher to write an English lesson each issue. Look for some of these lessons to be repeated, because the mistakes are!

This is taken from an issue and written about five years ago, but I thought maybe some of you newbies might enjoy it.

So many words and/or phrases literally have opposite meanings, but in actual use, those same terms have evolved to mean the same thing! For example:

You can go uptown or downtown and still end up at the same place!

You can scale down and still be upscale!

You can be upbeat, but you don't want to be beaten up.

You can gyrate with the downbeat, but you don't want to be beaten down.

You can use the same glass to drink up what's in it—or to drink it down!

You can cut a tree down, but then you have to cut the wood up!

You can get an update on the news, which is the lowdown.

You have to get up out of your seat to "get down."

You have to write something down to come up with a "write up"!

Finally, something can be so hot that it is way cool!

Hope you enjoyed these! :-)

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Remember — You can't put a terrific web site online and just "hope" that people will arrive. You have to let your prospects know, in every possible way, that your web site is there. This HAS to be part of any Internet marketing strategy you develop. This is actually a basic marketing principle. Unless you have something as needed and wanted as the original and authentic Fountain of Youth, your customers are not going to look for you—you have to look for them.

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You can only make others better by being good yourself.

—Hugh R. Hawies



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Guest Article



Paul Bradshaw interview of Rick Warren
(Remember? He wrote "The Purpose Driven Life)

Rick had the following insightful comments:

People ask me what the purpose of life is, and I respond: In a nutshell, life is preparation for eternity. We were made to last forever, and God wants us to be with Him in heaven. One day my heart is going to stop, and that will be the end of my body—but not the end of me.

I may live 60 to 100 years on earth, but I am going to spend trillions of years in eternity. This is the warm-up act—the dress rehearsal. God wants us to practice on earth what we will do forever in eternity.

We were made by God and for God, and until you figure that out, life isn't going to make sense.

Life is a series of problems: Either you are in one now, you're just coming out of one, or you're getting ready to go into another one. The reason for this is that God is more interested in your character than in your comfort.

God is more interested in making your life holy than He is in making your life happy. We can be reasonably happy here on earth, but that's not the goal of life. The goal is to grow in character, in Christ's likeness.

I used to think that life was hills and valleys—you go through a dark time, then you go to the mountaintop, back and forth. I don't believe that anymore.

Rather than life being hills and valleys, I believe that it's kind of like two rails on a railroad track, and at all times you have something good and something bad in your life.

No matter how good things are in your life, there is always something bad that needs to be worked on. And no matter how bad things are in your life, there is always something good you can thank God for.

You can focus on your purposes, or you can focus on your problems. If you focus on your problems, you're going into self-centeredness, which is "my problem, my issues, my pain."

But one of the easiest ways to get rid of pain is to get your focus off yourself and onto God and others.

You have to learn to deal with both the good and the bad of life. Actually, sometimes learning to deal with the good is harder. For instance, this past year, all of a sudden, when my book sold 15 million copies, it made me instantly very wealthy.

It also brought a lot of fame that I had never had to deal with before. I don't think God gives you money or fame for your own ego or for you to live a life of ease. So I began to ask God what He wanted me to do with this money, fame, and influence.

He gave me two different passages that helped me decide what to do—II Corinthians 9 and Psalm 72.

First, in spite of all the money coming in, we would not change our lifestyle one bit. We made no major purchases. Second, about midway through last year, I stopped taking a salary from the church.

Third, we set up foundations to fund an initiative we call The Peace Plan to plant churches, equip leaders, assist the poor, care for the sick, and educate the next generation.

Fourth, I added up all that the church had paid me in the 24 years since I started the church, and I gave it all back. It was liberating to be able to serve God for free. We need to ask ourselves: Am I going to live for possessions? Popularity?

Am I going to be driven by pressures? Guilt? Bitterness? Materialism? Or am I going to be driven by God's purposes (for my life)?

When I get up in the morning, I sit on the side of my bed and say, "God, if I don't get anything else done today, I want to know You more and love You better. God didn't put me on earth just to fulfill a to-do list. He's more interested in what I am than what I do. That's why we're called human beings, not human doings.

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Answer to Bible trivia:

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Inspiration


A Nurse by Any Other Name
[from the pages of Guideposts]

Surgery terrified me, but my doctor said it was necessary. "God, please be with me," I asked as I sat in my hospital bed waiting. Finally a nurse came in. "I'll escort you to the operating room," she said, and helped me into a wheelchair. In the hallway another nurse caught up with us. "My name's Joy," she said. "And I'll be with you, too."

Joy didn't leave my side, even as the anesthetic started to work on me. Just before I went under, Joy gently placed her hands on either side of my face. Her touch was so delicate. My fears left me and I felt completely at peace.

Back in my room after surgery, I told the other nurse how Joy had relaxed me with her touch. "Is she still on duty?" I asked. The nurse assured me there was no one on staff named Joy, and that she alone had accompanied me to the operating room. I knew better.




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