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Publisher: Mary Wilkey
Volume 7 - Issue 44 - December 4, 2007
Published every Tuesday


Greetings, one and all! A few highlights for today's issue . . . be sure to read the Healthier You feature. You're probably not going to be thrilled about it, but it will help you be healthier!

The feature article talks about a book I highly recommend for any advertiser or aspiring copywriter, and Frosty Wooldridge wrote this week's eye-opening guest article.

Finally, a woman learns how to forgive in a most unusual way in the Inspiration slot.

Hope you'll read and enjoy it all! :-)


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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.

—2 Chronicles 7:14




Contents:

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A Healthier You
Feature Article
Test Your Bible Knowledge
Classifieds
Today’s Chuckle
Today's English Lesson
Internet Tips & Hints
Guest Article
Inspiration
Etcetera


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Hide not your talents; they for use were made.
What's a sundial in the shade?

—Benjamin Franklin



A Healthier You


This is the 12th installment in our add/subtract lifestyle change, and this week it's time to subtract. And a lot of you are not going to like this one . . . we're going to eliminate the microwave!

That's right! Nuked food is not good for you; it becomes energetically toxic to the body. Cooking, or even reheating, things in the microwave causes depression and anxiety and weakens the immune system. And if you have a baby, please, please do not heat its formula. By the way, baby formula in and of itself is detrimental to any baby's health (pet food has more nutrients!), and microwaving it just intensifies the toxins.

Did you know that the Nazis invented the microwave? When the Soviets got hold of it, they did comprehensive studies on the effects of eating nuked foods, with the end result that they banned microwaves from the Kremlin!

Food microwaved for only a few seconds virtually destroys all B-complex, C, and E vitamins, all of which are important for stress reduction and prevention of cancer and heart disease. It also causes disorders of the lymphatic system, and when the lymphatic system is compromised, cancer forms at a significantly increased rate. Why? It changes the molecular structure of the food, and the body cannot handle that.

Other conditions linked to microwaved food include migraines, stress, anxiety, loss of hair, high blood pressure, cell tumors, dizziness, depression, poor sleep, attention disorders, adrenal exhaustion, abnormal hormone leels, cataracts, and memory loss, just to name some!

In the interests of keeping this article short, one last observation: Food from a microwave will cause your cholesterol to skyrocket!

Prove the harmful effects of microwaving easily by planting seeds in two small pots. Water one with nuked water, the other with your regular drinking water. Guess which one won't ever sprout ...





We love our habits more than our income,
often more than our life.

—Bertrand Russell



Feature Article


Compelling Copy . . . is Where It's At

Not good English, but some of the best advice you'll ever get!

If your copy doesn't compel the reader to read it, you've wasted your time (assuming, of course, you have a compelling headline as well).

You can pay hundreds or thousands of dollars and get zero results if you don't do your homework and find out how to write compelling copy.

Realize that there are four major areas of emotional appeal to every human being on this planet: Love, Money, Recognition, and Self Preservation. Read all about it in "The Magic Power of Emotional Appeal" by Roy Garn. It's out of print now, and it takes some doing, but you can find it used at Amazon.com.

I've owned this book for many years, it has served me well, and continues to do so.

If you will learn to write all your copy to appeal to one (or more) of these four major emotions, you will end up with compelling copy.

It will be hard for people to resist reading your sales copy.

One note about advertising on the Internet: Soft-pedal it. Internet readers are a bit more sophisticated (generally speaking) than most of the rest of the world. And they are highly resistant to blatant sales pitches. They avoid hype at all costs, so don't do it!

So when you prepare your classified ad or sales letter copy, use exclamation points sparingly. And never more than one at a time. Avoid wild claims and too-good-to-be-true talk.

Present your product honestly and forthrightly. If you will appeal to the emotions while doing so, you'll get a lot more people to read your material. And that equals click-throughs equals sales!

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Test Your Bible Knowledge

Fill in the blanks: "There is none that _______, there is none that _______ after God."

1 — understandeth, seeketh
2 — comprehendeth, striveth
3 — praises, follows
4 — worships, follows

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Dream as if you'll live forever.
Live as if you'll die today.

—James Dean





Know Jesus, no fear.
No Jesus, know fear.



Today's Chuckle


Kids in Church

3-year-old Reese, in prayer: "Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen."

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A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am."

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After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys."





Consistence is where the power is.
Said another way, persistence pays.



Today's English Lesson


Seeing the same elementary mistakes over and over again has prompted this publisher to write an English lesson each issue. Look for some of these lessons to be repeated, because the mistakes are!

This is another "go-around" on the misuse of "a lot" as "alot" or—and I've actually seen this—"allot"! Again, all part of the dumbing-down-of-America syndrome so evident today.

"Lot" is a stand-alone noun. There is no such word as "alot"!

"Lot" means an amount, as in "a whole lot" or "a lot of moolah." It can also mean one's fate or fortune. Another use is to describe a plot of land.

Still another use is as an adverb, as in "Thanks a lot."

"Allot" is a verb and an entirely different word with an entirely different meaning. It means to measure out or ration, as in an allotment or an allowance.

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Faith is expectation of manifestation.



Internet Hints & Tips


Advertising Strategies:
Calculating Banner Advertising Rates
by Robbie Darmona

There are many types of advertising strategies. To test which strategy will be best for you, you should remember that one strategy may have different results with different people.

There is no specified strategy that works smoothly for everyone, producing the best results. That is why you have to decide for yourself which method of advertising to choose. Before choosing, you need to get familiar with all available advertising techniques. One of them is advertising using banners on the Internet.

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In 1954, President Eisenhower successfully
deported 1,300,000 illegal aliens in
4 months with 700 Border Patrol agents!



Guest Article



The Titanic and the United States
by Frosty Wooldridge

Much like the Titanic that sank on April 15, 1912, the United States stands at a critical juncture in the history of our nation. Few realize it, but, like the Titanic, this nation smashed into a piece of legislation in 1965 that was never asked for or approved by the American public.

In 1965, our "Captain" Lyndon B. Johnson, along with helmsman Senator Teddy Kennedy, drove America into an "iceberg" of massive, unrestricted immigration that opened up the floodgates with the "Immigration Reform Act." At first, the flow of one million immigrants annually wasn't noticed. We were benevolent. Our country was big. There was plenty of room and resources.

However, the massive flow of humanity from that hit is still pouring into our country 38 years later and few seem to notice—much like the party-goers and dancing on the Titanic that kept up for hours after hitting the iceberg in the North Atlantic. However, even the invincible Titanic could not survive the onslaught from the constant flow of incoming water—slowly, methodically stealing its ability to stay afloat.

Today in the United States, 70 million immigrants later and pouring in at 2.3 million annually—both legal and illegal—our nation shudders from San Francisco to New York and from Chicago to Miami. We rose from 200 million to nearly 300 million in three decades. What was once a benefit to our country is now a full-scale overpopulation and societal crisis.

From stem to stern, our English language is under assault and our schools are drowning in ethnic violence, rapes, drugs and gang warfare. In California, Texas, Florida and Arizona, our hospitals suffer bankruptcies from non-paid services for 350,000 annual "anchor babies." Ten million illegal immigrants displace jobs from America's working poor and depress wages for many others.

Leprosy, tuberculosis, Chagas Disease, hepatitis and other diseases "pour" into our country within the bodies of illegal immigrants who avoid health screening before coming on board the United States.

Even worse, clashing cultures with religions that celebrate "female genital mutilation" and subjugation of women are growing in enclaves around our country. As Lincoln said, "A house divided against itself can not stand."

On the environmental front, our nation explodes toward an added 200 million people that will approach half billion by mid-century. We are creating an "irreversible crisis" with unsolvable problems. California is slated to add 20 million in 30 years. Colorado will add five million by mid century. Arizona will add four million. They already don't have enough water. Florida can not survive another five million people. New York shudders with its population problems.

Air pollution poisons what we breathe and massive sprawl devours our once lauded spaciousness. Species extinction accelerates as we add numbers. Much like the Titanic, our standard of living drops and our quality of life sinks with the influx of unrestricted immigration. Soon, we too, will become like the countries of Bangladesh, India and China.

On the employment front, our leaders are outsourcing and offshoring our jobs to Third World countries while they import the Third World into our country.

America's middle class is being driven into the unemployment lines. Our schools are becoming dysfunctional towers of Babel with over 140 languages. We cannot stay afloat with this kind of linguistic chaos.

Yes, we have compassion for immigrants, but it's our country and our children. Their leaders need to take care of them in their countries. Unfortunately, Congress and leadership of this nation refuse to step below the water line to see how fast we are sinking.

We're $6.8 trillion in debt. There were 20 different languages on the California recall ballot. Whose country is this anyway? Our leaders are standing in the wheelhouse totally insulated and isolated from those of us who shovel the coal, build houses, repair cars, teach our kids, drive school busses and plow roads.

We cannot save the world, but we can destroy our country if we fail to act.

Like the Titanic that cracked in half before plunging to the depths because no one stopped the incoming water, the United States like all great nations before us, could sink. You can see the signs all around our country. If you look around you, we're shuddering from bow to aft—from the stacks to the rudder. Who is steering our nation and why are they heading toward more icebergs instead of changing course?

What can you do? You are just as much an American patriot as Paul Revere, Betsy Ross, Thomas Jefferson, Teddy Roosevelt, Susan B. Anthony, Lincoln and the soldiers from Valley Forge to the Jungles of Vietnam and deserts of Iraq. It's time to start riding, stitching, writing, charging, demonstrating and fighting for our country within our country. We need to seal our borders against this incursion.

Since our leaders won't stop this invasion of an "unarmed army" of legal and illegal immigrants, it's up to you. Our children face a dangerous future if we fail to take action. It wasn't George Washington who beat the British army. It was every militiaman who shot from fence lines and trees. It wasn't Ike who won W.W.II. It was every G.I. who slung a rifle over his shoulder. Susan B. Anthony marched and Dr. Martin Luther King demonstrated. They, in their time, paid the price for defending America so we could enjoy our freedom. This is your time.

This web site (http://www.frostywooldridge.com/index.html) is provided to help you become more informed and to encourage you to become effectively involved in stopping our current immigration/overpopulation crisis.

The power of the Internet allows you to leverage your power. On the national level, go to http://www.numbersusa.com and send faxes to Congress for free.

To find local and state-based organizations, see the links section at http://www.frostywooldridge.com/info/links.html.

If you need further assistance, please contact me at http://www.frostywooldridge.com/info/contact.html. Each of us possesses a talent that will add to our growing grassroots action.

Get a concise list of facts concerning immigration at http://www.cairco.org/data/quick_facts.html

The worst decision you can make is to think that you can do so little that you do nothing at all.

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As long as there are tests, there
will be prayer in public schools.

—Bumper sticker





Answer to Bible trivia:

The answer is 1 — understandeth, seeketh
See Romans 3:11



Inspiration


God Helped Her Forgive

I found this at http://www.kindnessofgod.com/StoryOfTheMonth.html

This account was from a woman who was in her 40's when she had the experience.

She wrote, "In 1997 I was taking a Bible study course at a Benedictine monastery. The other students were such believers in God that I felt somewhat inadequate. We were studying the gospel of Matthew when the instructor made the comment that God is with us even when things are at their worst.

"I had certainly heard this before but this time the idea had a tremendous impact on me.

"I had always had a very bad relationship with my father. He had been a brutal, abusive father, and my childhood had been full of fear and even terror. I had been unable to forgive him, and unable to let go of what had happened. I questioned if God was really there when those bad things had happened. As a child, had I not been good enough to be helped by God? I felt a wave of sadness.

"All at once, I saw a man standing in front of me. Although He appeared as real as anyone in the class, I knew that He was God. He was holding a box which was open on the side facing me. It was filled with a beautiful shimmering light. I cannot begin to describe how wonderful it was.

"God said, 'This is what forgiveness is like. It's a beautiful gift.' I said, 'I don't want to give him a gift.' He said, 'It's not for him. It's for you.' Then He and the box were gone. I sat there stunned, and I will never forget that beautiful light. I realized that God was right. Forgiving my father would set me free."




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