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Publisher: Mary Wilkey
Volume 1 - Issue 31 - October 23, 2001
Published every Tuesday evening


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September 11, 2001


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Man is like the wireless operator.
Man is subject to miscellaneous wrong throught currents
if his mind is not in tune with the Infinite,
or if he is not keyed up to
higher vibrations than those of negation.

—David V. Bush,
"Applied Psychology and Scientific Living"



CONTENTS:

Ad Contest
Subscriber in the Spotlight
Feature Article
Today’s Chuckle
Today's English lesson
Internet Tips & Hints
Guest Article
Inspiration
Etcetera




The great were once as you.
They whom men magnify today
Once groped and blundered on life's way
Were fearful of themselves, and thought
By magic was men's greatness wrought.
They feared to try what they could do;
Yet Fame hath crowned with her success
The selfsame gifts that you possess.

—Edgar A. Guest



AD CONTEST


Results of last weeks ad contest: The question was "Why do some people press the elevator buttons with their fingers and others with their thumb?"

ANSWER: To move the elevator!

Although we had quite a few entries, no one came up with the correct answer! So let's try something a little easier this week:

For our subscribers only:
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How do you tackle your work each day?
Do you grapple the task that comes your way
With a confident, easy mind?
Do you start to toil with a sense of dread
Or feel that you're going to do it?

You can do as much as you think you can,
But you'll never accomplish more;
If you're afraid of yourself, young man,
There's little for you in store.
For failure comes from the inside first,
It's there, if we only knew it,
And you can win, though you face the worst,
If you feel that you're going to do it.

—Edgar A. Guest



SUBSCRIBER IN THE SPOTLIGHT


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It is only the man who first consults wisely,
then resolves firmly, and then executes his
purpose with inflexible perseverance, undismayed
by those petty difficulties that daunt a weaker spirit,
that can advance to eminence in any line.

—William Wirt



FEATURE ARTICLE


On the Wings of a Snow White Dove!

It happened on September 7—a Friday, and as usual, I was spending the afternoon and early evening at our rentals, collecting the weekly receipts and tending to other miscellaneous chores.

My husband, David, was at home half an hour away, and two of his brothers, James and Elwin, were there helping him saw up some lumber for a remodelling project.

Early in the evening, David and James joined me at the rentals to install the wood they had sawed up that afternoon.

They were both talking about having seen a snow white dove at the house. Not only that, but they related how curious it had been, in that the little creature had seemed very friendly, strolling around, in and out of the garage, despite the fact that they were using a very loud saw.

The bird had stayed around all afternoon and was still there when they drove away. They had tried to pet it, but it wouldn't let them get closer than about two feet. They said that they wished I could have seen it.

No matter. I was to see it after all.

Not long after the fellows arrived, I had to return home, and sure enough, as I pulled into the drive, there it was—just sitting about two-thirds of the way down the driveway, a little beyond where I turn off in front of the garage to park.

I thought that surely it would fly away as the car got closer, but it tenaciously held its ground, just as if to say that it had claimed the territory and didn't plan to leave!

I barely had room to turn into my parking spot and miss the dove. And when I got out of the car and slammed the door, I thought it surely would be startled and flutter up and away. Again, it held its ground.

So I walked over and talked to it, and still it made no move to leave. I got within two feet of it before it finally flew up into a tree, only to fly back down to the same spot a few minutes later after I turned away.

It occurred to me that maybe it was hungry, so I tried to tempt it with some wheat germ, but it showed absolutely no curiosity about food. So I went inside, and it continued to roost in the driveway.

David and James returned a couple of hours later, and the dove was still there—in the same spot! Just before we retired for the night, David and I went out to look at the stars, and there was the dove, still in its place. When we looked out the upstairs window somewhat later, it was still there, bright in the moonlight.

We didn't see the dove the next morning—until David went to take some trash out back. The little white dove was dead. Not killed. No, it was still beautiful, just lying there on its side. It did not appear to be injured or sick in any way. It had just come here to die.

If you are familiar with the old inspirational written by Bob Ferguson and made popular back in the 1960s by Ferlin Husky, "On the Wings of a Dove," you probably readily remember some of the words: "On the wings of a snow white dove, He sends His pure, sweet love—a sign from above, on the wings of a dove ... "

Some people have told me that it was a good omen. What do you think?

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A BIBLE RIDDLE

Delilah was the woman who cut off Samson's hair, which caused him to lose all his strength. Yea or Nay?

ANSWER: NAY! Delilah DID NOT cut off Samson's hair! Judges 16:19 - "And she made him sleep upon her knees; and she called for a man, and she caused him to shave off the seven locks of his head; and she began to afflict him, and his strength went from him."






All that mankind has done, thought, gained or been—
it is lying in matchless preservation in the pages of books.

—Carlyle



TODAY'S CHUCKLE


A funny story circulated recently about Sir Arthur Conan Doyle,
creator of the fictional detective, Sherlock Holmes.

Doyle evidently told of a time when he climbed into a taxicab in Paris. Before he could utter a word, the driver turned to him and asked, "Where can I take you, Mr. Doyle?"

Doyle was flabbergasted. He asked the driver if he had ever seen him before.

"No, sir," the driver responded, "I have never seen you before."

Then he explained: "This morning's paper had a story about you being on vacation in Marseilles. This is the taxi stand where people who return from Marseilles always come to. Your skin color tells me you have been on vacation. The inkspot on your right index finger suggests to me that you are a writer. Your clothing is very English, and not French. Adding up all those pieces of information, I deduced that you are Sir Arthur Conan Doyle."

"This is truly amazing!" the writer exclaimed. "You are a real-life counterpart to my fictional creation, Sherlock Holmes!"

"There is one other thing," the driver said.

"What is that?"

"Your name is on the front of your suitcase."




Only one thing registers on the subconscious mind:
repetitive application—practice.
What you practice is what you manifest.

—Grace Speare



TODAY'S ENGLISH LESSON


Seeing the same elementary mistakes over and over again has prompted this publisher to write an English lesson each issue.

Here are this week's beauts, for which there is absolutely no excuse, as a spellchecker would have brought these to the fore with no problem:

(By the way, once again these are straight out of the pages of ezines!)

"Pivital" (pitiful) instead of "pivotal"

"Definately" or (worse yet) "definantly" instead of "definitely"

"Imune" instead of "immune"

"Endorce" instead of "endorse"

"Manor" instead of "manner"

"Tought" (yes!) instead of "taught"

Just pitiful and pathetic!





"I ain't one of those who believe that a half knowledge of a subject is useless, but it has been my experience that when a fellow has that half knowledge, he finds it's the other half which would really come in handy.

"What you know is a club for yourself, and what you don't know is a meat-ax for the other fellow. That is why you want to be on the lookout all the time for information about the business and to nail a fact just as a sensible man nails a mosquito—the first time it settles near him."

—Gorgon Graham



INTERNET HINTS & TIPS


"Rain"

Prolong your PC's life by running your CPU at a cooler temperature. This utility sends HLT commands to your CPU that place certain parts of it in suspended mode, letting it run at a cooler temperature without sacrificing any stability.

This utility works on Intel, Cyrix, AMD, and IDT chips.

http://www.resource-a-day.com/resources/cooler.html





The Frog

I was told a story about a lady in the hospital who was near death when an area chaplain came to visit her. This chaplain was a very young female with long blond hair. She listened to the lady who was ill and left her a small gift for comfort. It was a tiny ceramic frog.

The next day one of the people from the lady's church came to visit. The lady told her friend about the beautiful young chaplain who had come to visit her. The friend was so impressed with the way the lady had improved and felt the need to talk to the young chaplain. In her search to find the young gal, she was reassured repeatedly that chaplains are never very young and that there was never a gal who fit the description given.

When her friend returned to the lady in the hospital, a visiting nurse entered the room and noticed the ceramic frog. The nurse made the comment, "I see you have a guardian angel with you," as she held the little frog.

When asked why she made the comment, she said that the letters in the word "frog" stood for:

  • F Fully
  • R Rely
  • O On
  • G God





Do more than exist—live.
Do more than touch—feel.
Do more than look—observe.
Do more than read—absorb.
Do more than hear—listen.
Do more than listen—understand.



GUEST ARTICLE



10 Free Resources You Can Use To
Get Your Viral Marketing Campaigns Started
©2001 by Pam Renovato

Viral marketing is simply a marketing campaign that will result in the multiplication of you or your link. As it continues, it grows and grows, with your links being spread all over the internet. The more links back to you, the easier you will be found. Here are a few ideas and resources that you can use to get the ball rolling ...

1. Create an award that other webmasters may apply for. Web awards are sought after for the credibility they give to a site. Most webmasters will proudly display the awards they have won. You could create an award graphic and supply each winner of your award a simple HTML code to display the award they have won.

The code could be as simple as:

< A HREF="http://www.yoursite.com/">< IMG SRC= "http://www.yoursite.com/award.jpg">

Of course, the displayed award links back to you.

There is a simple, free CGI script you can install to help with your awards application. Fast award will help weed out duplicate and broken submissions to make your review process easier. Find this free script at: http://amusive.com/scripts/

Once you have your award set up, submit your award to: http://www.award-it.com/join.html. This award site will give you plenty of submissions from people interested in your award.

2. Create a free ebook and offer all who download the right to distribute it on their site or ezine. If you do not have ebook software, you can have an ebook created for free at http://www.ebooks-made-easy.com/

Once you have your ebook, you can distribute it at software sites, such as: http://www.zdnet.com/downloads/ http://www.freewarehome.com

Don't forget the free ebook directories such as: http://www.ebook2000.com/cgibin/links/add.cgi http://www.ebookdirectory.com/

3. You could distribute your own screen savers. Just incorporate your site's name and web address in this screen saver. You could create a digital file with your logo and web address and incorporate this file into the screen saver with the other images.

Here is a screen saver creator that will allow you to create as many screen savers as you wish to give away. These screen savers are distributable as .exe files. It is completely free and it is acceptable to use this software for business purposes. You can even create games with this software. http://www.flashwiz.co.uk/body.asp

If you create a free screen saver, you can submit them to software sites and screen saver sites such as: http://www.wulfert.com/input/submission_saver.html http://www.taynet.com/formmail/addition.html

4. You could give away email. Everyone.net will allow you to give away email with your domain. It is a web-based email, and you will be allowed to rotate your banners on the service page. http://www.everyone.net/

Also, Bigmail will allow you to give away email with your domain in it. The email is web based, and you are allowed 20% of rotating banner space. http://www.bigmailbox.com

5. Create a top 100 site. If you wanted, you could create your own top 100 business sites list for others to join. Each person who joins will send traffic to your site in their attempts to be ranked higher on the list. Which, in turn, brings them more traffic. Not a bad set-up. Simply go here: http://www.topsitelists.com

6. Give away free guest books. Each guest book that you give away will have a link to your site on it. If you gave away fifty free guest books to fifty webmasters to use on their sites, you automatically have fifty websites linking to you. Everyone who signs one of those fifty guest books will be exposed to your website. The multiplication possibilities are endless! http://www.guestbook.nu/referrer.html

7. Provide free digital postcards. Your visitors will be allowed to send digital greeting cards for all occasions and just for fun. Every time one of your visitors sends a digital postcard from your site, the receiver of the postcard will be given the location of where they may pick up their postcard. They must pick up their postcard at your site on a post office page that you create, and they will be directed to your site to send postcards of their own.

On top of all of that each postcard sent and received from your site will have a link to your site and will state "This is a free service provided from (your name)." The multiplication possibilities are endless! http://www.allyours.net/postcard/

8. Add referral scripts to your site. You will be surprised at how many people will recommend you if they enjoyed your site. If you wish, you could use free ebooks you created from above as a free gift to those who recommend your site to others. This will increase your recommendations. You can get a free referral script form: http://www.letemknow.com

9. Start a web ring. You will always have other websites linking to you if you do this. A web ring is simply a group of sites that have chosen to link to each other. Each website displays a graphic that allows the visitor to tour other sites in the same ring. Get a free web ring at: http://edit.webring.yahoo.com/h/create_ring.html

10. Finally the most obvious, but sometimes overlooked—always, always ask your subscribers to forward your ezine to those they think might enjoy it. Very often they will.

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Pam Renovato is the webmaster of http://thefreeadnetwork.com. She invites you to take a look at "Sprouts from Internet Business Valley," which will enable you and your customers to stop searching for resources and start promoting. More info at: http://thefreeadnetwork.com/sprouts.html




INSPIRATION


Our God is an Awesome God

This story was written by a doctor who worked in South Africa.

One night I had worked hard to help a mother in the labor ward; but in spite of all we could do she died, leaving us with a tiny premature baby and a crying two-year-old daughter. We would have difficulty keeping the baby alive, as we had no incubator. (We had no electricity to run an incubator.) We also had no special feeding facilities. Although we lived on the Equator, nights were often chilly with treacherous drafts.

One student midwife went for the box we had for such babies and the cotton wool the baby would be wrapped in. Another went to stoke up the fire and fill a hot water bottle. She came back shortly in distress to tell me that, in filling the bottle, it had burst. Rubber perishes easily in tropical climates. "And it is our last hot water bottle!" she exclaimed.

As in the West, it is no good crying over spilled milk, so in Central Africa it might be considered no good crying over burst water bottles. They do not grow on trees, and there are no drugstores down forest pathways.

"All right," I said, "put the baby as near the fire as you safely can, and sleep between the baby and the door to keep it free from drafts. "Your job is to keep the baby warm."

The following noon, as I did most days, I went to have prayers with any of the orphanage children who chose to gather with me. I gave the youngsters various suggestions of things to pray about and told them about the tiny baby.

I explained our problem about keeping the baby warm enough, mentioning the hot water bottle. The baby could so easily die if it got chills. I also told them of the two-year-old sister, crying because her mother had died.

During the prayer time, one ten-year-old girl, Ruth, prayed with the usual blunt conciseness of our African children. "Please, God," she prayed, "send us a water bottle. It'll be no good tomorrow, God, as the baby will be dead, so please send it this afternoon."

While I gasped inwardly at the audacity of the prayer, she added by way of a corollary, "And while You are about it, would You please send a dolly for the little girl so she'll know You really love her?"

As often with children's prayers, I was put on the spot. Could I honestly say, "Amen"? I just did not believe that God could do this. Oh, yes, I know that He can do everything. The Bible says so. But there are limits—aren't there? The only way God could answer would be for a package to arrive from the homeland.

I had been in Africa for almost four years at that time, and I had never, ever received a parcel from home. Anyway, if anyone did send me a parcel, who would put in a hot water bottle? I lived on the Equator!

Halfway through the afternoon, while I was teaching in the nurses' training school, a message was sent that there was a car at my front door. By the time I reached home, the car had gone, but there, on the verandah, was a large twenty-two pound parcel. I felt tears pricking my eyes. I could not open the parcel alone, so I sent for the orphanage children. Together we pulled off the string, carefully undoing each knot. We folded the paper, taking care not to tear it unduly. Excitement was mounting.

Some thirty or forty pairs of eyes were focussed on the large cardboard box. From the top, I lifted out brightly colored, knitted jerseys. Eyes sparkled as I gave them out. Then there were the knitted bandages for the leprosy patients, and the children looked a little bored.

Then came a box of mixed raisins and sultanas—that would make a batch of buns for the weekend. Then, as I put my hand in again, I felt the ... could it really be? I grasped it and pulled it out—yes, a brand-new, rubber hot water bottle. I cried.

I had not asked God to send it; I had not truly believed that He could. Ruth was in the front row of the children. She rushed forward, crying out, "If God has sent the bottle, He must have sent the dolly, too!"

Rummaging down to the bottom of the box, she pulled out the small, beautifully dressed dolly. Her eyes shone! She had never doubted. Looking up at me, she asked: "Can I go over with you, Mummy, and give this dolly to that little girl, so she'll know that Jesus really loves her?"

That parcel had been on the way for five whole months. Packed up by my former Sunday school class, whose leader had heard and obeyed God's prompting to send a hot water bottle, even to the Equator. And one of the girls had put in a dolly for an African child—five months before—in answer to the believing prayer of a ten-year-old to bring it "that afternoon." "Before they call, I will answer!" Isaiah 65:24

Please share this amazing story with as many others as you can. Our God really IS ... AN AWESOME GOD!




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