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Publisher: Mary Wilkey
Volume 2 - Issue 5 - April 23, 2002
Published every Tuesday evening


Hey, everyone! We're just back from a Healing America convention in Owensboro, Kentucky (the world headquarters), where we met a whole boatload of the nicest, most caring people anywhere. If you've ever gone to the website and read some of the testimonials, you'll understand when I say how neat it was to actually meet in person the people whose pictures and testimonies are on the site. They're for real, folks!

We also met the brilliant bio-chemist and research scientist, Jon Barron, and his wife, Kristen. Jon is responsible for the development and formulation of most of the products, and he also wrote the book around which most of the products were built. This company and its principals truly are different and a cut above most every other company out there. They truly care about the people they are trying to help, and the love and sharing come through in every respect. If you haven't yet checked out the product testimonials, just click on http://goodbody.healingamerica.com and push the "testimonials" button on the left. You'll be absolutely amazed, as there are some 10,000 there for you to read and to search through for specific problems.



In Remembrance of
September 11, 2001


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—Ralph Waldo Emerson



CONTENTS:

Subscriber in the Spotlight
Feature Article
Today’s Chuckle
Today's English lesson
Marketing Mania
Internet Tips & Hints
Guest Article
Inspiration
Etcetera


ATTENTION ALL MEN!!!!


The following is a testimonial from an individual stating what results HE has experienced. No medical claims are implied, and we are not saying that the products discussed will cure the problems you have. (The foregoing statement is required by the US Government, which should not be a substitute for your ability and right to think for yourself and make your own decisions!)

I am 66 years old and have been active most of my life. . . .

About 12 years ago, I started having problems with my prostate. I experienced pain and frequent and sometimes painful urination.

After several years, several doctors, and several prescriptions of antibiotics, I could not get rid of the problem. I was up several times a night to urinate and had constant discomfort in my testicles, from aching to downright pain. I had always been a vital and sexual man, and this problem interfered with my whole way of life. My wife and I have been married for over 26 years and had always had a great physical relationship to go along with our "soul mate" one.

Now I ached most of the time, my energy level was extremely low, it took all of my energy just to mow the lawn on my riding lawnmower or to help with the vacuuming. I was dead tired all the time, no matter how much sleep I got. I was also cold all the time and had really bad circulation.

In December of last year, my younger brother died. My brother Sam Brown was so upset, because he hadn’t had a chance to talk to him about Healing America. Sam practically begged me to get on the program so that he wouldn’t lose me, too. He explained the "Baseline of Health," and we agreed to try it.

We have been on the program for about 3 months now, and my energy level has improved significantly—but the MOST AMAZING RESULT is that after only 10 DAYS the pain in my prostate was gone, and I was sleeping throughout the night—no more waking up 4 or 5 times a night to go to the bathroom. I know for a fact that the Wild Oats and the Men’s Progesterone Crème are responsible for this amazing change.

The full "Baseline of Health" has given me back my energy. That took longer than 10 days, but it is working, and I am getting more back all the time. It’s great to have my "zest for life" back. My wife appreciates it, too. And I am no longer cold all the time. In fact, I’m warm when everyone else is cold. Great, huh?

During my low energy and prostate years, I got every "bug" that was going around. Whenever I got a cold, it would turn into a 3-month battle with fevers, chills, and cough, totally debilitated for days at a time. I would start feeling better and then would experience a relapse and have to go another couple of months until I’d finally shake it.

Since I’ve been on the "Baseline of Health," I haven’t gotten so much as a sniffle. Another big plus is that I’ve had plugged sinuses since my early twenties. Now my sinuses are totally clear all the time. What a wonderful thing—to be able to breathe deeply through my nose!

Healing America and Jon Barron’s "Baseline of Health" are absolutely remarkable. I can’t recommend them highly enough. Every man should be on this program—I don’t care if they are 30 or 130. With this program, any man can feel young and vital at any age. Thank you, Healing America!

—Daniel F. Brown, Centerville WA

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Do the thing you fear,
and the death of fear is certain.




SUBSCRIBER IN THE SPOTLIGHT


The first subscriber to submit his or her personal profile sharing with the rest of us all about who he/she is, background, family, location, interests, hobbies, goals, dreams, etc., will be spotlighted right here next issue—and yes, an email and/or URL may be included!

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This week's Subscriber in the Spotlight is Kathleen Brown.


Hello, everyone. My name is Kathleen Brown and I live in the mountains of Arizona, where exist the most gorgeous sunsets in the world.

I am a former attorney who practiced poverty law in the beautiful hills of West Virginia. It was a satisfying experience to help those who needed it the most, but very draining. So I started an online tea business a few years ago and went west. As they say, "Go west, young woman, go west." I have three beautiful grown daughters and miss them terribly, but travel often to see them.

As a result of my trials and tribulations in beginning an internet business, I have become an internet junkie. I am involved in many internet endeavors, including my own tea-related monthly newsletter, "Defining Harmony," a publication of http://www.sassibrix.com. It is still in its infancy, but growing every day.

I am also an independent business owner with AmeriPlan and Liberty Plus Inc., provider access services for health and pet benefits. Both ventures bring me much joy in knowing that I am doing something to bring peace and comfort to others.

My favorite saying is "Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, and dance like nobody is looking" —Mark Twain

Please drop by anytime. You can contact me at kathleen@sassibrix.com




 

There is more to life than increasing its speed.

—Ghandi



FEATURE ARTICLE


My apologies to all—there will be no feature article this week, as I am in the throes of moving, etc., and time is at a premium!


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A BIBLE RIDDLE

Name a Queen of Ethiopia found in the Bible.

ANSWER: Queen Candace as found in Acts 8:27 "And he arose and went: and, behold, a man of Ethiopia, an eunuch of great authority under Candace queen of the Ethiopians . . . "





An archer cannot hit the bullseye
if he doesn't know where the target is.

—Anonymous



TODAY'S CHUCKLE


A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience.

Seeing God, she asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months, and 8 days to live." Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.

While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years. Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"

God replied, "I didn't recognize you."




Be a good listener.
Your ears will never get you in trouble.

—Frank Tyger



TODAY'S ENGLISH LESSON


Seeing the same elementary mistakes over and over again has prompted this publisher to write an English lesson each issue.

This is really basic, but I did see this mistake recently by someone who should know better: it's "rime" vs. "rhyme."

"Rime" refers to an icy coating, a hoarfrost.

"Rhyme" refers, of course, to words that correspond in sound or, just simply, poetry.

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MARKETING MANIA


Email Manners Reviewed

Featuring Donna Sweat, weekly columnist, and publisher of Dee's Helpful Info. and A Real Home Business Newsletter.

Perhaps I have spoke of this before, but I thought it to be of great importance to anyone who has a business online or even if you advertise. We all send emails every day, and I am amazed at the number of people who do not pay closer attention to the care in presenting themselves to others.

I always think before responding to emails sent to me. I've included the following tips to remember before you send an email:

  • Be sure you have the correct email address.
  • Put something in the "subject."
  • If you have a name for the person to whom are responding, use it. If not, perhaps "Hello" or "Dear" would suffice, but never just start with the body.
  • Try to format your letter. Try? Well we all aren't perfect, but your email program has an instruction manual called "Help."
  • If your email is going to be of a longer length, use a paragraph or two to break it up. Even a space between the paragraphs makes it look a bit better.
  • Sign off by using a nice goodbye: Regards or Sincerely.
  • A space and your name followed by your signature file.
  • Signature files include your address, email, telephone, and business or affiliate information. Try to also separate by spaces or lines . . . keeping it neat.
  • Use "mailto:" before your email addresses with no spaces. This makes the link to your email live. See: E-mail not live= donna@sosbbs.com. Live link: mailto://donna@sosbbs.com
  • If you want a specific subject line, add "?subject=" like, donna@sosbbs.com?subject=MySubject. This is an URL without a live link: www.mysite.com. This is a live link: http://www.mysite.com. People "hate" to copy and paste into the browser or email program, because it simply takes too much of their time, and you could lose a sale because of it. It is so much easier to "Click" and go there. Remember this.
  • Use BCC if you are emailing several people a copy of something. I still get emails where I see a million email addresses. Someone can steal these from you. Please be careful.
  • Eliminate anything that is not needed in a forward or reply
  • Above all, watch the language you use and be polite, even if you are upset. Foul language is not becoming anywhere.

©2002 Donna Sweat — mailto:donna@sosbbs.com
Publisher — Dee's Helpful Info. — mailto:dsweat-subscribe@topica.com
Endless Mts. Home Business — http://www.homebizandmore.homestead.com




Do you know what a big shot is?
A big shot is a little shot that keeps on shooting.



INTERNET HINTS & TIPS


How to Create Text Links in Multiple Colors

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Cultivate peace and harmony with all.

—George Washington





Do what you can with what you have where you are.

—Theodore Roosevelt



GUEST ARTICLE



TWO AND TWO MAKE FIVE
by Pamela Heywood

This is not bad a lesson in math, this is about getting more profit from your business through co-operation and teamwork. Do this successfully, and you'll create something where the value of the whole is greater than the sum of the parts. It's a true story that will show you exactly how to make two and two add up to five—or more.

At around 7 p.m. on May 3, 2001, I was taking my dog, Holly—she's part Rottweiller, part dog (sorry, I mean Shepherd), for her evening constitutional along the local lane.

We were almost home, not fifty yards from the bridge at the end of my driveway, when we heard a squeak coming from the undergrowth. It's not unusual for the lizards to squeak. Sometimes, when I whistle for the cats, the lizards answer me back. The first time I nearly jumped out of my skin!

"Who's there?"

The squeak resounded again. This time, however, both dog and I cocked an ear each and glanced at each other askance. Now I have no idea what she was thinking, but I suspect much the same as me, as she dragged me off in the direction of the sound. "That ain't no lizard!"

Down ditch and up bank, we caught our first glimpse of the owner of the voice. A contender for the title of World's Smallest Kitten, and we were just in time to see it scurry back up to huddle with two better qualified entrants.

All alone, middle of nowhere. Oh bother! Now what do we do?

Well, to cut a long story short, I decided they were far too young to be out on their own and went and collected them. I took a cardboard box, and if it had been only a shoe box, so small they were, I could have lost all three of them in it.

Brought the box home and, looking at the comparative sizes of half ounce furballs to 55 lb. muscle-bound mutt, decided the box should go up on the table, out of reach.

Wrong answer!

Holly paced the floor of the hallway, back and forth by the side of the table like an expectant father waiting for news of the birth. And she howled and she whined and she cried.

(Maybe because there were no cigars in the house?)

When I could stand no more, I got the box down, crouching close to see what she would do. Now, bear in mind that one of these little things had already tried to bite the end off my finger—it was a nasty nip for one that size. And they came fitted with sharp grappling irons on each tiny hoof.

I thought Holly was pretty brave to shove her snout straight down into the box, let alone pick up our noisy friend, ever so gently, place him on the floor, roll him on his back and then started to lick his now not-so-private parts with a tongue that could bath an entire kitten in one swipe!

She knew, instinctively, what—at the time—I did not. That *mother* has to do this to stimulate said apparatus to work.

The box stayed on the floor, and the dog didn't leave the side of it for the next three days and nights together. If someone within so much as hiccupped, she was there, scouting around to check on her newly adopted charges.

She stopped short of attempting to breast-feed. Oh, the kittens tried, but Holly yelped as those needle sharp teeth impaled on tender flesh! I therefore got the job of shoving milk in one end with a syringe at two hourly intervals. I wiped little hands and faces with a damp cloth, then held each kitten up for Holly to take care of the other ends.

It was like a factory production line! And it was truly magnificent to watch, be a part of and to learn from.

Do you see what I am getting at?

Those kittens obviously could not have survived without food. But they also would not have survived without the dog's attentions. Neither task was more nor less important than the other. Neither of us was competing, we simply HAD to work together to get the job done. The result is the lives of those three tiny, helpless mites who are now growing up to be very fine and strong young cats.

OK, a little confused about their identities. How many cats do you know who come when their *mother* barks? :-)

It has also done masses to cement the relationship between me and the dog. The responsibility she took on has changed her personality entirely from self-centered to cooperative and caring, but I think I learned more than anyone.

Teamwork is not always about competition and scoring points. It's not about bosses and subordinates, there should be harmony, although there may well be leaders. It's not about "what's in it for me," nor even you.

It's about what can be achieved together that's bigger than itself and goes out beyond itself, yet still brings back much more in terms of repayment and satisfaction.

Apply these principles to your business, team and client relationships, to your joint ventures, to your reciprocal linking strategy, to your viral marketing . . . and watch your results add up to way beyond the sum of the parts.

"The universe operates through dynamic exchange . . . giving and receiving are different aspects of the flow of energy in the universe. And our willingness to give that which we seek, we keep the abundance of the universe circulating in our lives." —Deepak Chopra

About the Author:

Pamela Heywood is a former accountant and journalist, with a career spanning over 20 years and two countries. Publishing successfully online since 1999, she was recently interviewed by Top UK Broadcaster, Peter Twist, for "Internet Success Interviews." http://www.roibot.com/w.cgi?IM8301_int For daily expert advice in making your small business a SUCCESS, subscribe here: tucats.resbox@aweber.comtucats.resbox@aweber.com ©2002 Pamela Heywood. All rights reserved.



INSPIRATION


THE CENTER OF IT ALL

What is the shortest chapter in the Bible? Answer — Psalms 117

What is the longest chapter in the Bible? Answer — Psalms 119

Which chapter is in the center of the Bible? Answer — Psalms 118

Fact——There are 594 chapter before Psalms 118.

Fact——There are 594 chapters after Psalms 118.

Add these two number up, and you get 1188.

What is the center verse in the Bible? Answer — Psalms 118:8

Does this verse say something significant about God's perfect will our lives?

The next time someone says they would like to find God's perfect will for their lives and that they want to be in the center of His will, just send them to the center of His Word!

Psalms 118:8 (NKJV)——"It is better to trust in the Lord than to put confidence in man."

Now isn't that odd how this worked out—or is God in the center of it?




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