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Publisher: Mary Wilkey
Volume 2 - Issue 10 - June 4, 2002
Published every Tuesday evening


Hi, everyone! Well, I'm a "work" widow for awhile. Hubby is working in Tennessee, and I'm plugging away at trying to get caught up on everything here in Ohio after a major move, computer problems, etc.

Just got word that an old friend is in town from Texas for the birth of her first grandchild and look forward to seeing her again in the next day or so.

Finally, now that the heavy rains seem to have let up for awhile, I've been able to plant some flowers at the new place. (Did I say "let up"? As I write this, another clap of thunder . . . oh, well . . . )



In Remembrance of
September 11, 2001


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Subscriber in the Spotlight
Feature Article
Today’s Chuckle
Today's English lesson
Marketing Mania
Internet Tips & Hints
Guest Article
Inspiration
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Did you know:

The only animals which routinely live longer
than man's average seventy-two years lifespan are
the tortoise (up to 200 years!),
certain turtles (over 120 years),
the parrot (which can live for a century),
and the fresh water oyster,
which can live as long as 80 years!



FEATURE ARTICLE


Having a Baby?

If you have a boy, you'll want to listen to the wisdom of the Bible (Genesis 17:12) where we are instructed to circumcise on the eighth day. I know, I know, this is in the Old Testament, but don't forget—the Old Testament is the New Testament concealed, and the New Testament is the Old Testament revealed.

Now listen to me: Modern science has proven that the levels of Vitamin K and Prothrombin, which are blood clotting agents, both peak out on the eighth day of life.

For centuries, baby boys were circumcised on the eighth day. As the trend to hospital births evolved, with new mothers being kept in the medical center for fewer and fewer days, what started as a ten-day stay now ends up being only one to three days, with slightly longer stays for Caesarian births.

Consequently, circumcision concurrently evolved to being performed just a day or two after birth. At the same time, the medicals recognized that the baby's levels of Vitamin K and Prothrombin had not yet been optimized, and so they began routinely injecting the babies with Vitamin K to allow the blood to clot!

Why, you ask, wouldn't they avoid hurting the baby with an unnecessary injection and just have the mother bring the baby back in to be circumcised on the eighth day? Why, indeed? Convenience? Profit?

In my opinion, and in the opinion of many others, the old ways were better, having been based on wisdom versus expediency or profit.

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A BIBLE RIDDLE

Who is the first person in the Bible to be identified as a "mother-in-law"?

ANSWER: Naomi as found in Ruth 1:14, "And they lifted up their voice, and wept again: and Orpah kissed her mother in law; but Ruth clave unto her."

The BOOK of Ruth is the eighth book of the Bible, has only four chapters, and its author is unknown. Ruth was the great great grandmother of King David.





Did you know?

Some South American earthworms are over
six feet long and an inch thick!



TODAY'S CHUCKLE


BUMPER STICKERS FOR WOMEN

So many men, so few who can afford me.
God made us sisters, prozac made us friends.
Coffee, chocolate, men . . . Some things are just better rich.
Don't treat me any differently than you would the queen.
I'm out of estrogen and I have a gun.
Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
Of course I don't look busy . . . I did it right the first time.
Do not start with me. You will not win.
All stressed out and no one to choke.
How can I miss you if you won't go away?
Don't upset me! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.




Please do not try to solve anyone else's problems for them.

Like the old tale about the little boy who wanted to help the baby chick, which was struggling to free itself from the shell. He helped it get out, only to die very soon because it lacked the strength it would have gained had he allowed it to struggle on its own, as nature had intended.

Do not cripple other people—especially your children—by fighting their battles and smoothing out the bumps for them. That is how they learn.



TODAY'S ENGLISH LESSON


Seeing the same elementary mistakes over and over again has prompted this publisher to write an English lesson each issue.

I've published this one before, but many people must have missed it, because this mistake seems to be escalating:

Talking about "it's" vs. "its."

Folks, "it's" is merely a contraction of "it is."
Example: "It's all I can do to keep from screaming."

"Its" is a neutral pronoun used to refer show possession.
Example: The dog broke its leg. (No apostrophe required!)

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MARKETING MANIA


Donna still isn't back, but we hope to hear from her by next week.

Featuring Donna Sweat, weekly columnist, and publisher of Dee's Helpful Info. and A Real Home Business Newsletter.

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Would you believe . . . a laser beam emits more energy per square inch than the sun—about 2,000 times as much!



INTERNET HINTS & TIPS


Checking the Status of the Information Superhighway
Using Ping and Traceroute Gateways

Having trouble reaching your destination on the Internet? Maybe your path on the information superhighway is experiencing traffic congestion, or maybe it's the Internet weather.

If you are experiencing problems trying to reach a given site, then you can use the traceroute to determine where the problem lies, whether it's the site you are wanting to reach which is experiencing heavy traffic, or it's your net host that is having such traffic problems, or another router host that is causing the delay.

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"The very act of believing creates strength of its own."

—Anonymous





"There is only one corner of the universe you can be
certain of improving and that is your own self."

—Aldous Huxley



GUEST ARTICLE



THE POWER (AND WEAKNESS) OF AMBITION
by Joan Marques

"Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly."-Langston Hughes ("Quoteland," 1997-2001).

What was it that Phil Jackson brought to the L.A. Lakers that wasn’t there before? Spirituality, team spirit, and . . . ambition! It is this particular cocktail that just recently determined the difference between the Lakers and a team that was just as strong, talented, and well coordinated as they: the Sacramento Kings.

Ambition: some refer to it with a tone of respect in their voice; others will give you the idea that it's a dangerous disease you’re talking about. That is, because ambition can be looked at from different perspectives. It's up to you whom you want to listen to, but Mark Twain suggests, "Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great." ("Quoteland," 1997-2001).

Ambitious people know one thing: they always find a way to reach their goals, no matter how hard it is or how long it takes. Ambition does not only require a great amount of determination and focus, but also a firm sense of self-confidence.

The ambitious ones among us are known to be competitive. Nothing wrong with that. As long as competition brings out greater performance in all parties, it should be something to encourage. Unfortunately, ambition can also drive people to the dark corners of jealousy, dishonesty, and even crime.

Many authors have mentioned the Enron scandal in one breath with ambition during the past months, explaining that this company’s ambitious team was driven in such a way, that their ambition switched into greed, and ultimately into crime. So this, then, would be an example of ambition turning into a weakness.

But isn't it so, that every positive characteristic can be perceived from a gray-looking angle, once it’s overdone? The art is to maintain the equilibrium that will keep your ambition within the borders of fairness and generally accepted rules, but even more: your own principles! After all, you're the one you have to face several times a day in the mirror for a long time to come, right?

All-in-all, ambition is the driver that makes small companies in disadvantaged countries go global; that makes people change their acts from mediocre into star performance in the area of their desire; that makes winners what they are: winners.

Anon explained ambition almost poetically when he wrote, “We are told never to cross a bridge until we come to it, but this world is owned by men who have "crossed bridges" in their imagination far ahead of the crowd” ("Quoteland," 1997-2001).

Ambition marks the difference between striving to be number 1, and being satisfied with a well-deserved second place. Ambition represents itself in a multitude of ways. Sometimes in hundredths of seconds at Olympic games and World-Championships: when the winner reaches the limit just one fraction of a fragment of a splinter sooner than number two. That was ambition driving this person!

That "big results require big ambitions," (James Champy, 1999) is illustrated in a Fortune Magazine article, where Sheff (2002) presents the story of a man in Shanghai, who built a company that now makes a third of all the baby strollers sold in the U.S. And while Sheff wonders if this man can keep his company getting bigger, "Goodbaby [the stroller company], estimates that its foreign business will grow at least 20% this year”(2000). Perceived against a background of extreme uncertainty in Shanghai, this is an aspiration to be respected.

The secret of this whole performance is, by the way, presented in one small sentence, by Simon Leung, CEO of Hong Kong-based Lerado, Goodbaby's chief competitor in the international stroller market. He asserts, "Goodbaby's attitude reflects China: Enormous ambition and optimism—but the risks are no less great" (Sheff, 2002). Conclusion from this article: being ambitious requires taking risks. Nothing wrong with that either, but again, as long as you don’t overdo it.

Ambition can even trigger companies that perform in an almost saturated market to move ahead while all others in the field are nearly paralyzed. Serwer (2002) mentions one of the most obvious examples in the U.S. business world in his review of Dell Computer company’s approach, by discussing the way "Michael Dell looms over the PC landscape like a giant, casting a shadow over all his unfortunate competitors."

Serwer explains, "This is a terrible time in a difficult business," and after mentioning the current recession, as well as the Hewlett-Packard/Compaq merge as potential threats to this industry, he states that Dell "is the only PC maker you can count on to grow and grow and grow. Almost single-handedly, Dell is forcing this industry to consolidate" (2002). And Dell does not see the end to its expansion operations yet, because, explains Michael Dell, "We only have 14% global market share." In other words: we have a long way to go yet! That's ambition talking!

So no matter what opponents will say, in and of itself ambition is a beautiful trait, and one we all can master. Like Mark Twain said, "ambition is a horse that more than one can ride" ("Abroad with Mark Twain and Eugene Field," Fisher). We just have to sustain it with care, and make sure it doesn't get out of hand.

As long as we are aware of the danger of ambition flipping into greed, dishonesty and crime, it’s worth everyone’s while as a valuable characteristic. Therefore, "Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars." (Les Brown, "Quoteland,"” 1997-2001)

References:

* Serwer, A. (2002). Dell does domination (January 31), [On-line]. Fortune.com. Available: http://www.fortune.com/indexw.jhtml?channel=artcol.jhtml&doc_id=205940 [2002, June, 2].

* Sheff, D. (2002). Goodbaby's Growing Pains, [On-line]. Fortune.com. Available: http://www.fortune.com/indexw.jhtml?channel=artcol.jhtml&doc_id=206772 [2002, June, 2].

* Twain, M. Abroad with Mark Twain and Eugene Field, [On-line]. Available: http://www.twainquotes.com/Ambition.html [2002, June 2].

* Various. (1997-2001). Quoteland: Quotations by Topic, [On-line]. quoteland.com. Available: http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=7 [2002, June 2].

* Various. (1999)., [On-line]. Cyber Nation International, Inc. Available: http://www.cyber-nation.com/victory/quotations/subjects/quotes_ambition.html [2002, June 2].

Visit my webpage:
http://www.joanmarques.com
Burbank, California; May 29, 2002; Joan Marques, MBA, Doctoral Student



INSPIRATION


The following is from Christian Godefrey,
of The Positive Club

A speaker was lecturing about the power of positive thinking and the power of words.

A participant raised his hand and objected:

"It is not because I say, 'Good fortune, good fortune, good fortune!' that I am going to feel better. It is also not because I say, "Bad luck, bad luck, bad luck!' that I am going to feel worse. These are only words. The words by themselves have no power . . . "

The speaker replied.

"You fool! Shut up! You do not understand anything about this."

The participant was stunned; he reddened, and was about to retaliate with something as equally rude. "You, son of a . . ." was on the tip of his tongue.

Before the participant had time to react, the speaker raised his hand and directed the following comment to the same participant:

"I request you to excuse me; I did not mean to hurt you. Please accept my sincerest apologies."

The participant calmed down.

There was murmuring throughout the room.

The speaker resumed:

"You have received my reply to the objection which you posed earlier. A few words unleashed great anger in you. The other words made you calm. Now, do you better understand the power of words?"

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