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Publisher: Mary Wilkey
Volume 1 - Issue 14 - June 26, 2001
Published every Tuesday evening


Greetings, readers! This week we're featuring a rather humorous, but practical, article on how to turn telephone solicitors to your advantage. Hope you like it. And the Internet Tip this week is actually a 2-in-1, one two-part article that combines authorships that enhance one another. Also, don't miss Joe Vitale's great article on writing. He's terrific!



 

Dear God,
So far today, I've done all right.
I haven't gossiped. I haven't lost my temper.
I haven't been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or over indulgent.
I'm very thankful for that. But in a few minutes, God,
I'm going to get out of bed, and from then on
I'm probably going to need a lot more help.

Submitted by Betheny, a subscriber



CONTENTS:

Ad Contest
Subscriber Spotlight
Feature Article
Today’s Chuckle
Today's English lesson
Internet Tips & Hints
Guest Article
Inspiration
Etcetera


AD CONTEST

Results of last issue's ad contest: Zilch! No one entered! So we'll try the same one for next week:

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"We have staked the whole of our political institutions upon the capacity of mankind for self-government, upon the capacity of each and all of us to govern ourselves, to control ourselves, to sustain ourselves according to the Ten Commandments of God."

James Madison



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FEATURE ARTICLE


Love Those Telephone Solicitors!

Hey, I'm just like you! I absolutely go spastic over these unwanted, bothersome calls -- at least I used to!

Here is how I've learned to make lemonade out of these lemons:

It is FUN, so EASY, and you just about have a captive audience, as they really don't know where you're going, and they will listen to you!

The first one I ever did went like this:

The gal said, "May I speak to Mary Wilkey, please?"

"This is she."

"This is Darla from Eagle blah-blah-blah . . . "

I cut her off and said, "Hi, how are you today?"

She, of course, said "Just great—how are you?"

"Oh, I'm so glad you asked. No one cares much these days. To tell you the truth, I'm really having a lot of problems—my arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes hurt, and to top it all off, my dog just died!"

She reacted, "Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that!"

"Yes, well—things will get better, I'm sure—what company did you say you're with? Could you spell that, please?"

She did, and I asked where the company was located, and she said Denver and Atlanta. I asked where she was calling from, she said Atlanta, and I asked if she was from Atlanta, and she said that she moved there from Indianapolis, and I said I used to live there, and my daughter still does, and isn't it a beautiful city, blah, blah.

Then I asked her how long she'd been surveying people, and she told me, and I said, "You have such a nice speaking voice. You're probably very good at what you do—you know, I just started with a business that could use someone like you—do you have any spare time?"

She said, "Actually, no—that she does this only part time and she has another full time job in advertising/marketing."

I said, "Perfect!"

As it turned out, she just wouldn't let me give her any more info, but isn't this a beautiful way to turn what could be an otherwise unwelcome interruption in your busy day into a potential new member of your marketing force?

It also gives me a new "lease on life" regarding the former barrage of unsolicited calls I receive daily. Now I actually look forward to them as opportunities!

There you have it, folks—a tasty, sweet lemonade from those tart lemons!

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Article penned by Mary Wilkey, publisher of 'elf Expressions Ezine: http://elfexpressionsezine.com.

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"The longer I live, the more convincing proofs I see of this truth: 'that God governs in the affairs of men.' And if a sparrow cannot fall to the ground without His notice, is it probable that an empire can rise without His aid?"

Benjamin Franklin



TODAY'S CHUCKLE

Headline Hill
By The Humor Highway

Here is a collection of headlines that have actually appeared in publications.

  • Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
  • Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says
  • Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers
  • Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
  • Drunk Gets Nine Months In Violin Case
  • Survivor Of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
  • Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
  • Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
  • Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
  • British Left Waffles On Falkland Islands
  • Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
  • Eye Drops Off Shelf
  • Diaper Market Bottoms Out
  • Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advice
  • 20-Year Friendship Ends at Altar



"If the power of the Gospel is not felt throughout the length and breadth of this land, anarchy and misrule, degradation and misery, corruption and darkness will reign without mitigation or end."

Daniel Webster



TODAY'S ENGLISH LESSON


Seeing the same elementary mistakes over and over again has prompted this publisher to write an English lesson each issue.

This one is short and sweet: "wonder" vs. "wander."

I know, I know. You can't believe someone could misuse these, but I've seen it—recently.

"Wonder" as a noun is a sense of awe. As a verb, "wander" is to muse or reflect on.

As I "wander" through this vast wilderness of the Internet, I "wonder" how these people cannot know the difference between these two words!




"Suppose a nation in some distant region should take the Bible for their only law book, and every member should regulate his conduct by the precepts there contained! Every member would be obliged in conscience to temperance, frugality and industry; to justice, kindness and charity towards his fellow men; and to piety, love and reverence toward Almighty God."

John Adams



INTERNET HINTS & TIPS

          Three Tricks For Fixing Those "Unclickable" Links In Your E-Mail.
By Scott Reaves

I personally use Outlook Express. It's part of the Explorer browser and is a good e-mail reader.

First, an explanation:

Lots of things can go wrong with the content of e-mails . . . because the content we see is only part of the picture.

As you probably know, e-mails can be in plain text or in the fancier HTML format like web pages.

And there are LOTS of character sets available . . . as well as different methods of handling the behind-the-scenes layout of the e-mail content.

Outlook is very good at picking out web URLs and email addresses that you type in, and making them clickable, underlined links, even when you're using plain text mode, although this may not occur until you hit send.

Problems with clickable links pop up frequently, though, when you copy and paste already formatted content into your e-mail body. The material you're inserting may have formatting that clashes with your Outlook settings, imperfect HTML, all kinds of stuff.

My little side-steps:

1. In some cases, you may just want to ditch all the hidden HTML by simply switching to plain text and then back to HTML. You'll lose your colors, centering, etc. But that stuff's easy to put back, or simply not important.

With a "New Message" window open . . . Click "Format" and then "Plain Text." That should eliminate the flaws. Then click "Format" and then "Rich Text (HTML)" if you want to go back to HTML.

Note: You can't change the format of an email you're READING, only one that you're writing, forwarding, or replying to.

2. I've made some of my links clickable by simply putting an extra space or carriage-return in front of the link.

3. And sometimes, to make these changes "take effect," I just go up and click "Edit" and then "Select All," then click back down in the body of the e-mail to get rid of the highlight. That's when I usually notice my link is underlined . . . and clickable. If it's not, try these three clicks again.

Don't know why, but often the first time won't fix it . . . but the second time will!!

My Spin On The "Unclickable" E-mail Links Issue.
By Claude McGehee

Much of the problem flows out of sending your e-mail as HTML, or "Rich Text."

Some members have been reporting various problems getting their "clickable" links to work when they e-mail them to themselves.

This is usually due to all the different settings available in the various e-mail programs.

If you're having difficulties getting your links to work in the e-mail programs, consider the following.

The quickest and easiest way to test any html you write, whether it's just a clickable link or an entire page of code, is to save the code to a NotePad or WordPad file.

Example: Open NotePad. If you don't already know where it is, use the "Find" feature on your "Start" button.

Paste your code into the page.

Save the page to your desktop. (Make sure the "Save As" window says "Desktop" in the "Save In" box.) Save it as a "Text Document."

Be sure you name it with htm or html as the extension. An example would be "mylink.htm" or "adnumberone.html."

Then you can go back to your desktop, and because you saved it as an html file, when you click it, it will open as an html page, and you can see the results of your work.

This is also an excellent way to teach yourself some additional html code. Any time you want to experiment with html, just save the code as an html file on your desktop, click it, and see if it works.

Many of you are using the EZ-ads to write your html ads. Once you've designed the ad, why not save it as a NotePad file, open the code, change something (like the number after the font size=, or add an extra
, but only change one thing at a time), and see what happens to your ad when you save the changes.

This can be a lot of fun (frustrating from time to time, but fun). That's exactly how I got started designing webpages.

Remember, if you don't refresh the page every time you make a correction, you won't see the latest version.

So, remember to REFRESH, REFRESH, REFRESH!




"God who gave us life gave us liberty. Can the liberties of a nation be secure when we have removed a conviction that these liberties are a gift of God? Indeed I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just, and that His justice cannot sleep forever."

Thomas Jefferson




People are like stained glass windows.
They sparkle and shine when the sun is out,
but when the darkness sets in,
their true beauty is revealed
only if there is a light from within.
-Elizabeth Kübler-Ross


GUEST ARTICLE


The Easiest Way to Write Anything
By Joe Vitale

You've got something to say. You know it. Your associates know it.

But you don't regard yourself as "a writer."

How are you going to express your wisdom?

How will you communicate your thoughts?

Yes, you can follow the path of J. Paul Getty, Lee Iaccocoa, and Donald Trump and hire someone to write your words. That works. (And I'm available should you want to talk about hiring me as your ghostwriter.) :)

But there is an easier way.

I call this the "two step," because that's all there is to it.

Here's the secret in a nutshell:

Step one is state your principle. Step two is illustrate it.

Pretty simple dance routine, right? Yet you can use this method to write ANY type of nonfiction—whether it's your life story, a school paper, an executive brief, or a full length scholarly book. (Actually, the scholars sorely need this method. They're too stuffy!)

I was reminded of this method while reading a book from the 1940's. I noticed that throughout the book the author would make a statement and then illustrate it with a story. The more I thought about it, I felt this was the easiest way to write anything.

Here's how it works:

1. Make a list of the ideas you want to communicate. Pretend these are laws, rules, insights, commandments, theories, or whatever will work for you. What you're looking for is a list of messages. For example, I was working with a Houston body-mind therapist, and I told him about this method. I said, "One of your messages is that people can have whatever they want, as long as they aren't attached to how they get it." He nodded.

"Another message of yours is that the energy we put out is the result we get." He nodded again. "Those are your key points," I explained. "Write those down. That's easy. All you do is pull out a sheet of paper or turn on your laptop, and just jot down the ideas you want to get across."

2. Now all you do is illustrate every point with three stories. This is what I liked about that book from the forties. The author made a statement, then illustrated it with a story that made the statement come to life.

"You have all kinds of stories to share," I reminded my therapist friend. "For every point you make, support it with a story. Maybe tell how someone achieved a breakthrough following your main point. This reinforces your point and makes it easier to understand."

That's it!

Principle-story, principle-story, principle-story.

You can take ANY subject and break it down this way.

You're making it easier on the readers, too. They don't have to wade through a long involved tale. With this method, you cut right to the point. You say, "Here's what I believe," and then you use a story to explain why you believe it.

The book from the forties that I'm referring to was "How to Develop Your Executive Ability" by Daniel Starch. I'm using it as an example of this two-step formula, and not necessarily urging you to run out and find a copy (it's out of print, anyway).

I just pulled the book off the shelf and opened it at random. I'm looking at the chapter titled "Putting New Ideas to Work." It begins with a statement: "Write them down at the time they come to you."

It then spends four paragraphs giving lively quotes from Tolstoy, Darwin, and Robert Louis Stevenson about the importance of writing down your ideas when they come to you.

If you just write down your message or key point, it will sit on the page in a lifeless, very un-hypnotic way. If you want people to remember the message, if you want them to install the message in their skull, then tell a story that illustrates it.

Your stories don't have to be classics of literature. A relevant quote can bring a statement to life. Stories from other people can bring your message to life. But most powerful and memorable of all are the stories from your own experience.

I just flipped open Starch's book to chapter twenty-four, on "Turning Bad Breaks Into Opportunities." Right off the bat there's a statement: "Resolve not to be downed by failure."

And then follows a page and half of stories about people who were in accidents and went on with their lives, including a quote from Cervantes and John Bunyan. This supportive material awakens your message in the reader's mind.

You might notice that I just used this very technique to write this chapter. I told you there was a two-step formula for writing anything. Then I illustrated the two steps with stories from my clients, and with a story about the book that gave me the idea.

This "two-step" works!

The next time you have to write something, remember: principle-story, principle-story, principle-story.

It's the easiest way to write anything!

********************

Joe "Mr. Fire!" Vitale, regarded as one of the world's most powerful copywriters, is a best-selling author of marketing books and courses, including "The AMA Complete Guide to Small Business Advertising," Nightingale-Conant's audio program, "The Power of Outrageous Marketing!" and "Create Advertising That Sells."

His tremendously successful "Hypnotic Writing" e-book is now succeeded by "Advanced Hypnotic Writing," a breakthrough book that reveals how to use the phenomenon of hypnotic suggestion to turn your words into cash.
http://www.roibot.com/r_adhyp.cgi?R2878_adhtext


INSPIRATION

HOW FAITH WORKS

Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things yet unseen. (Hebrews 11:1)

Faith is NOT a feeling; faith is NOT detectable by our five senses.

Faith is intangible; it cannot be seen, heard, smelled, tasted, touched, or felt, unlike the wind, which is also invisible, but the wind can be heard, sometimes smelled, and very often felt.

Faith—like electricity—is invisible. Unlike faith, however, sparks of electricity can be seen, heard, and felt. Electricity is always there in the wire, waiting to be tapped into by the flick of a switch, which releases its power. Faith also is always there, waiting to be tapped into by the exercise of our fervent belief, which releases its power.

How faith is exercised: through our will via speech (using our tongue), assisted by fasting (overruling our tongue, denying our senses), the same as Jesus did!

Thoughts precede the forming and vocalizing of words. Even though they are invisible, thoughts have substance; they are things, because they exist.

Thoughts must be charged with emotion, and emotion must be injected into words to give them power (spirit).

So our tongues are our physical faith instrument (we use them to both fast and to speak).

And our thoughts and words are the soul’s faith instrument (with our thoughts we express prayer).

Our emotions are our spirit’s faith instrument (with our emotions we empower and release [loose] prayer).

But the catalyst to the combination of all three elements is Jesus’ name!

Belief (faith) in the power of our own prayer precedes feelings, whether for one second or for a lifetime, whatever is required.



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